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Baked potato on bed of AstroTurf

Baked potato on bed of AstroTurf

?!?! That's not even particularly appealing or artistic to look at.

That would be impossible to eat out of AstroTurf! Are you even thinking this through?

Looks like a mushroom

That's a steamed bun, not a potato, no?

Does this count

Does this count

That's nightmare fuel.

Unholy guacamole.

We wants plates. And an exorcism.

exactly!!!! holy crap! i can't even begin to decribe how disturbing this is! this is hannibal lectur level stuff.

Overcooked eggs served in the pan that they were cooked in. Thanks...

Overcooked eggs served in the pan that they were cooked in. Thanks...

Please tell me you sent this back. Looks like a 3 year old could have done better with a pair of tongs.

I thought I was looking at someone’s 3am drunken /sub/shittyfoodporn, not a restaurant meal!

This is unbelievable. Where the hell is trash accepted as a meal lmao

Send that shit back.

So they just served tacos to the table next to us...

So they just served tacos to the table next to us...

Who the fuck wants to eat from a shoe?

While this is infuriating, and way way over the top, my spidey senses are tingling. I feel like this is setup. I feel like this is taken at somebodies house. The sheer ridiculousness of this can not possibly be real life.

https://i.imgur.com/eHnfDd6.jpg

Same area but with tables and zoomed out. I also have a video, but im still here sp will upload later.

Same area but with tables and zoomed out. I also have a video, but im still here sp will upload later.

This is one of the worst on this sub. Each taco gets it own friggen shoe? Any what if parts fall into the shoe? This might be amusing to kids but I’m sure any adult would be confused.

Pot Brownies

Pot Brownies

Out of all the pot brownie posts, you were the one to credit the OP. You get my upvote.

OP u/seadude45

Its taken me a lot reposts to finally get this

I saw this on the front page and immediately came here

When two wrongs don't make a right

When two wrongs don't make a right

He'd have better luck scooping with the grain, instead of against it...so he's going to have to let the dog finish it off!

Only way to get it all.

A pat of butter please. On the rocks.

A pat of butter please. On the rocks.

Our thoughts as well. It was notably rounded on top too, which meant trying to get a slice to use for the bread meant a 50-50 chance of it tilting the pat enough to send it tumbling onto the side of the rock or the table.

Food was good, but damn if this didn't make for a weird AF first impression.

What could someone possibly be thinking when doing this. How is this a good idea?

There have been a lot of posts recently of butter served on rocks. I wonder if there is some rationale for serving it this way.

Maybe the rock is refrigerated? Either way, it's very stupid. /sub/wewantsoftbutter

Sure, why not a sword since we're at it

Sure, why not a sword since we're at it

Use it to decapitate the manager!

My favourite meal: animal droppings in some flowers

Obviously you accidentally wandered into a specialty restaurant catering specifically to sword swallowers.

Can you order two at a time, or can there be only one?

Salt, pepper and brick dust

Salt, pepper and brick dust

"alright sir how would you like your seasoning?"

"on a brick "

"I'm sorry are you sure about? "

"DID I FUCKING STUTTER!"

And dirt too, it seems.

And hair! How the hell did they miss that big chin pube?

There’s a hair in the salt.

mystery solved ...

mystery solved ...

Serves everything on wicker ottomans

That looks like a pretty nice idea for decorating though... glue up a variety of cheap white plates and you got yourself some modern art decor

Try one of these subthreads