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Oh thank god

Oh thank god

yOu CaN sAvE 15 pErCeNt Or MoRe On AuTo InSuRaNcE

Work never escapes me

Don't Drive On Drugs

Don't Drive On Drugs

One hop this time.

Right foot let's stomp

Left foot let’s stomp.

Everything you own in a box to the left

That didn't end like you thought it would, Kyle.

That didn't end like you thought it would, Kyle.

There’s no law saying that men can’t use this excuse too.

As an aside, and not to go against the meaning of the post, but as a guy I've been quite often in the situation where the girl would get mad because I didn't want sex, or a gf would get offended because I wasn't in the mood

Still not as bad as what other people endure, but it felt pretty awkward and depressing to think that I had to force myself. I strongly believe that one thing feminism / gender equality can bring us is a broader understanding that sometimes people, no matter what their genitals look like, are not in the mood to pork

To shreds you say?

Been there. Can confirm. Not fun.

*Hacker voice* I’m in

*Hacker voice* I’m in

I don’t have the patience to go past the first page on google when I’m doing actual work but I will click next page for days just to find the right video.

Page two brings up things that sometimes aren't even relivant to your search

just millennial things

just millennial things

The Economy-Millennialz

I'm imagining an alternate universe James and the Giant Peach where James is a millennial and the peach is an avocado.

But why?

But why?

In seventh grade P.E. some kid got called a dildo and he shot back “at least I have one.”

Yeah Jeremy remember we made out in my bed.

How could we do that if i was homeless jeremey? Explain that.

That makes it at least 2.13378008 times better

Friend shaped

Friend shaped

Petition to make capybaras the international symbol of friendship and to replace ponies with cappies.

Looked it up. Maximum life span is about 8-10 years in captivity but only about 4 in the wild. This is because they are hunted by jaguar, pumas, ocelots, eagles, caiman, and anacondas.

I almost downvoted you for this terrible news

British airways

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