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potion ingredients

potion ingredients

I feel like ball of mouse may lead to some confusion in potion making and an uptick in mouse eunuchs.

Our legacy is going to be so lit.

Our legacy is going to be so lit.

Basically, we associate religious and profound sounding things with great works of literature. For thousands of years the best literature made observations about life and religion and commented on it.

Humans weren’t ready for memes

also, like, at least three of these are from erotic roleplays about obama

*beep* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

*beep* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Seriously please don't do this

Actually, pleaze do... Other people's. pda's have now become my Fetish.

Vampires

Vampires

Wouldn't they always have to hide from the sunlight? Do other stars work? If they're nocturnal, that seems to imply the moon reflecting sunlight isn't harmful and that other starlight is either too weak to affect vampires or doesn't affect them at all.

This is explains the inconsistencies of the moon footage, we went to the moon, but when we got there, it was just filled with vampires. So fake footage depicting a vampire-less moon was created to cover the giant conspiracy.

well, a select few of us would know.

https://i.imgur.com/5qghkYY.gif

Portal vs cat

Portal vs cat

Did you know that some cats can roll their tongues like humans?

Subscribed. Tell me sweet lies.

There used to be a wall in my high school where it was a slightly lighter shade of bricks and when someone brought it up during my Theater class, everyone was trying to find ways to make it open.

It was a fun day.

Now you're thinking with portals

Wholesome host.

Wholesome host.

Two British ladies chanting "cunt cunt cunt cunt" is simultaneously the funniest thing and the most ominous thing I've imagined today

Great British Bakeoff I'm pretty sure.

Does anyone know what show this is?

If you're in the US it's called The Great British Baking Show. It's available on PBS and Netflix! I'm currently on Season 2 (UK Series 5? They didn't start airing it in the US until Series 4 so the ordering for this show is complicated). It's very wholesome and not catty like other reality competition shows get.

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