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Worst day of my life.

Worst day of my life.

The second image depicts Jael who is a character from Judges 4 or 5.

Basically she's a women who seduces an enemy king. When he's sleeping post-coitus she drives a tent stake through is head.

One of my favorite Bible stories.

Blue Christmas

Blue Christmas

Seems like a good fucking time to quit that joint.

I get so many vacation days a year and they expire the last day of December.

Be dammed if anything gets in the way of me using those days.

It's actually a cello*

It's actually a cello*
Actually, what he's playing is a bass viol, not a cello. You can tell due to the more teardrop shaped body, larger size and that it has 5 strings instead of 4 (which is easier to see on a large resolution version of the image http://www.camdennewjournal.com/sites/all/files/nj_camden/images/features/12_Lely%20Final_lowerres.jpg?1352390563 ).

Tl;dr it is all about that bass (viol)

Actually, what he's playing is a bass viol, not a cello. You can tell due to the more teardrop shaped body, larger size and that it has 5 strings instead of 4 (which is easier to see on a large resolution version of the image ).

Tl;dr it is all about that bass (viol)

Power, Power, Power!

Power, Power, Power!

Yea and all of a sudden he acts like he's not an incompetent fuck and expects us to pretend like we give a shit about his ridiculous fucking bullshit.

Fuck you Ryan.

Jesus was an asshole.

Jesus was an asshole.

his name is Larry and we got him from the creepy wolf-elf shelter

pls upvote, he's in his forever home and Jesus is stepping on him

Baby

Baby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFcF_qfLHeQ

I know you're not really asking, but here's why if anyone's actually interested:

TLDW: The philosophers (or rather theologists I'd assume) at the time figured Jesus was born as a fully formed, albeit tiny, adult Jesus. I'm sure they had perfectly valid reasons for thinking that.

Thanks Dad!

Thanks Dad!

I like the dude planking on top of the other people looking for an adoption

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