The second image depicts Jael who is a character from Judges 4 or 5.
Basically she's a women who seduces an enemy king. When he's sleeping post-coitus she drives a tent stake through is head.
One of my favorite Bible stories.
Your teacher was a bitch
Seems like a good fucking time to quit that joint.
I get so many vacation days a year and they expire the last day of December.
Be dammed if anything gets in the way of me using those days.
Actually, what he's playing is a bass viol, not a cello. You can tell due to the more teardrop shaped body, larger size and that it has 5 strings instead of 4 (which is easier to see on a large resolution version of the image ).
Tl;dr it is all about that bass (viol)
Yea and all of a sudden he acts like he's not an incompetent fuck and expects us to pretend like we give a shit about his ridiculous fucking bullshit.
Fuck you Ryan.
his name is Larry and we got him from the creepy wolf-elf shelter
pls upvote, he's in his forever home and Jesus is stepping on him
Lol they feet son
I know you're not really asking, but here's why if anyone's actually interested:
TLDW: The philosophers (or rather theologists I'd assume) at the time figured Jesus was born as a fully formed, albeit tiny, adult Jesus. I'm sure they had perfectly valid reasons for thinking that.
All these instruments, but you played me.
I like the dude planking on top of the other people looking for an adoption