Are you proud of this? You think this is good hey ?
That's gonna be a holy ass baby.
Might as well remove the plate from your head
When you realize you just created a baby holier than Jesus.
Yeah that dude doesn't deserve the title of Grand Platehead.
Just go to http://www.marriedtothesea.com
I think that's my brothers angel
I love the very obvious edit from ‘low’ to ‘lo’
Married to the sea posted this years ago
Why does she have an overly big smoking pipe in her hair
how do you think the fire got started?
Maybe he's moon walking away from the fire after saving the damsel, in order to impress her even more.
But you can ride a face
Sure you can. You just need a thourough knife.
not with that attitude
My heart breaks for small penises
Mighty fine ass whooping stick he has there
This is the first time I've really needed the original context.
Edit: Did not expect this great of a comment thread. Thank you all!
I dunno, German?
edit: No, Belgian: Félicien Rops - Qui aime bien châtie bien
The title translates to the proverb "spare the rod and spoil the child".
I was about to tell you that hyphens matter, but then I realized that
Mighty fine-ass whooping stick
works just as well as
Mighty fine ass-whooping stick
This is the one about the story where the daughter breastfeed her father who was on sentenced to death by hunger but then since he was allowed to see his daughter and his daughter had no way of bringing him food she did this idk the details this is the rough idea
I'd fucking drink that anyday.
So many fetishes in one scenario
None to the knee he’s still and adventurer
Tis' but a scratch.
He just needs to eat a bunch of cheese wheels
It's only a flesh wound
It's weird that this should now read 'My superpowers are sponsered by Bayer'
Bayer acquired Monsanto and they're getting rid of the name.
This is an image from a Russian tale called “The Tale of the Fisherman and the Fish” where the fish grants a poor fisherman 3 wishes. Written by Russia’s favorite poet Alexander Pushkin.
I’m out of the loop, why would it be sponsored by Bayer?
It could be accidental and the guy is now painfully regretting saying that.
I‘m not the best in english... i don‘t get it.... plz send help
If a girl gives a guy a compliment and he says “thanks man,” it’s a very casual, friend zone type of response