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Gangster Jesus

Gangster Jesus

Are you proud of this? You think this is good hey ?

Guess I fucked up...

Guess I fucked up...

That's gonna be a holy ass baby.

Might as well remove the plate from your head

When you realize you just created a baby holier than Jesus.

Yeah that dude doesn't deserve the title of Grand Platehead.

Stop hitting yourself...

Stop hitting yourself...

Just go to http://www.marriedtothesea.com

I think that's my brothers angel

I love the very obvious edit from ‘low’ to ‘lo’

Married to the sea posted this years ago

I have a wife.

I have a wife.

Why does she have an overly big smoking pipe in her hair

how do you think the fire got started?

Maybe he's moon walking away from the fire after saving the damsel, in order to impress her even more.

Makes me want to watch the Snuffbox sketches again

Size isn't everything

Size isn't everything

But you can ride a face

Sure you can. You just need a thourough knife.

not with that attitude

My heart breaks for small penises

Tis a good day!

Tis a good day!

Mighty fine ass whooping stick he has there

This is the first time I've really needed the original context.

Edit: Did not expect this great of a comment thread. Thank you all!

I dunno, German?

https://www.amazon.com/Wer-liebt-der-straft/dp/3837925749

edit: No, Belgian: Félicien Rops - Qui aime bien châtie bien

The title translates to the proverb "spare the rod and spoil the child".

I was about to tell you that hyphens matter, but then I realized that

Mighty fine-ass whooping stick

works just as well as

Mighty fine ass-whooping stick

Survival Scenario

Survival Scenario

This is the one about the story where the daughter breastfeed her father who was on sentenced to death by hunger but then since he was allowed to see his daughter and his daughter had no way of bringing him food she did this idk the details this is the rough idea

Roman Charity

I'd fucking drink that anyday.

So many fetishes in one scenario

Taking a stab at it

Taking a stab at it

None to the knee he’s still and adventurer

Tis' but a scratch.

He just needs to eat a bunch of cheese wheels

It's only a flesh wound

Nothing to see over here

Nothing to see over here

It's weird that this should now read 'My superpowers are sponsered by Bayer'

Bayer acquired Monsanto and they're getting rid of the name.

This is an image from a Russian tale called “The Tale of the Fisherman and the Fish” where the fish grants a poor fisherman 3 wishes. Written by Russia’s favorite poet Alexander Pushkin.

I’m out of the loop, why would it be sponsored by Bayer?

Friendzoned

Friendzoned

It could be accidental and the guy is now painfully regretting saying that.

I‘m not the best in english... i don‘t get it.... plz send help

If a girl gives a guy a compliment and he says “thanks man,” it’s a very casual, friend zone type of response

Try one of these subthreads