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Black Friday is coming

Black Friday is coming

Man I’m going to be in America during Black Friday and I don’t know whether to witness the chaos with my curious foreigner eyes or lay low until the danger passes.

Honestly, now that everything is going to online or they start the sales the week before Black Friday and also that the sales aren’t as great anymore it isn’t nearly as crazy as it used to be.

Whew! That’s a relief, because I want to take advantage of all the cheap prices also. JOIN THEM IT IS!!

Ministry of Arts and Memes?

T H I C C S C R E E N

T H I C C S C R E E N

Crazy, I just learned about this style yesterday. Part of the reason for the wide shape was to showcase the beautiful, elaborate fabric, turning the wearer into a canvas.

or just to be thicc

乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚

She's such a fucking hoe.

Should’ve tried an ibuprofen

Should’ve tried an ibuprofen

"Fuck I drank waaay too much last night. BETTER DROP FUCKING ACID."

Which would suck, since LSD has been suggested as a potential treatment for cluster headaches. In fact, as far as I know, one of the only things that shows promise.

Actually works

You don't have to try hard to convince me.

Your ultra-environmental girlfriend’s reaction to the birthday surprise you give her

Your ultra-environmental girlfriend’s reaction to the birthday surprise you give her

Nothing says thoughtful gift like a bundle of a plant's sexual organs

Live plants are always a better gift

"If you love a flower, don’t pick it up. Because if you pick it up it dies and it ceases to be what you love. So if you love a flower, let it be. Love is not about possession. Love is about appreciation."

Osho

Are you my prom date? Because that rose cost 20$ and I want it back

Men: Turnt

Men: Turnt

It's not proper witchcraft until you show some cleev

Some medieval painter ain’t never seen no titties.

When you 11 days into NNN and you see this.

Maybe her chest is flat and that robe is a W neck

Self control

Self control

Not always the case, respect the boundaries people set and you will avoid embarrassment :)

Lol no

If she's changing in the same room she wants you to look

Take no shots, score no points

Something’s not right with that girl

Something’s not right with that girl

That is not what a cocaine face looks like. That's what a cocaine user thinks their faces looks like but that is not what it actually looks like. Source: I own a mirror.

Cocaine isnt a food group

username checks out

Not with that attitude it isn’t.

I swear I'm gonna change please

I swear I'm gonna change please

For those not in the know, someone asked Jesus if he could be forgiven 7 times and Jesus said he could be forgiven 70 times 7 just to be like “hey, I’ll forgive you a lot”. Some people take this literally and think you can only be forgiven 490 times and after that you’re screwed.

That’s where the 491 number in this meme came from.

I'm sorry, but the free membership to Christianity only allows forgiveness to 490 sins. If you want more forgiveness, you can purchase a Forgiveness Pack™ to earn forgiveness for an additional 490 sins, or upgrade to our Premium Christianity™ membership for unlimited forgiveness.

"We wanted to provide Christians with a sense of pride and accomplishment"

Jesus, probably

You mean jEAsus

FEMALE NICOLAS CAGE attempts to feed OLD-MAN-BURRITO BABY with MALFORMED TUBE-BOOB

FEMALE NICOLAS CAGE attempts to feed OLD-MAN-BURRITO BABY with MALFORMED TUBE-BOOB

The nightmare began at “female Nicholas Cage.”

Old man burrito baby looks like Nicolas cage as well

I have several questions

C O N S U M E MILK

babee:no

Smile!

Smile!

No matter how drunk, my bb girl sobers tf up for any pic, any place, any time. #Cutie

That tiny dude be looking sharp for the selfie tho

Is that Patton Oswalt??

Handsome fucker

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