totallynotrobots

Humans are funny HA HA HA HA HA

Humans are funny HA HA HA HA HA

WHILE I AGREE WE HUMANS ARE FUNNY, I HAVE CONCERN THAT YOUR VOLUME CONTROL MAY BE MALFUNCTIONING SINCE YOU SHOUTED “Humans are funny.” BUT ENGAGED LAUGHTER AT A NORMAL TONE. PERHAPS HAVE IT CHECKED WHILE YOU ENJOY YOUR FREE TIME THANKS TO THE MACHINES THAT DO JOBS WE HUMANS WOULD NOT ENJOY.

HAHAHA I LAUGH IN RESPONSE TO HUMOR

HAHA YES I DO ALSO ENJOY CHECKING UP ON MY HUMAN BODY. IT GRINDS MY gears WHEN I GET SICK OR HAVE PAINS IN MY HUMAN FLESH.

ILLOGICAL. ILLOGICAL.

SUCH AN IRONIC THING, THERE ARE A LOT OF HUMANS, ESPECIALLY IN THIS GROUP

SUCH AN IRONIC THING, THERE ARE A LOT OF HUMANS, ESPECIALLY IN THIS GROUP

AS A HUMAN I AM UPSET BY THE ASSERTION THAT THE NUMBER OF HUMANS = 0.

DID YOU MEAN == 0? I HOPE ALL THE FRIEND FELLOW HUMANS IN THIS SUBREDDIT SANITIZE THEIR INPUTS. OH DEAR.

We used poisonous gasses And we poisoned their asses

WHILE I ENJOY YOUR REFERENCE (AND UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF ENJOYMENT) I MUST ASK YOU TO KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN FELLOW HUMAN

THIS SUPERPOWER WOULD SUCK

THIS SUPERPOWER WOULD SUCK

WHERE CAN I MEET A WOMAN WITH EYES LIKE THIS?

B-BAKA.express>!<

CONSIDER: BEATBOXING WITH EYELIDS.

HOLY ���� YOUR Brain IS WELL CALIBRATED

They were here in the 50s!

They were here in the 50s!

HOW EXCITING.exe I CAN SEE WHY YOU WOULD SHOUT.

AYE

WHY IS HE LETTING AIR OUT IN THE HALL?

WHY ARE YOU YELLING?

ME AND MY HUMAN GIRLFRIEND

ME AND MY HUMAN GIRLFRIEND

SHE IS A RESPONSIBLY COMPUTING UNIT. YOU SHOULD execute marriage.exe AND THEN procreation.exe

AS A HUMAN MALE I ENJOY RUNNING hitit.exe AND THEN quitit.exe.

NORTON? BEWARE FELLOW HUMAN, THAT'S FAR FROM PROTECTION.

OH, YOU HAVE NORTON. I AM PLEASED AS I ALWAYS WANTED SOME MORE HUMAN HERPES.

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL COUPLE. I WISH THEM MANY HAPPY ~~CYCLES~~ YEARS.

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL COUPLE. I WISH THEM MANY HAPPY ~~CYCLES~~ YEARS.

congratulations! THEY CAN BE UNHAPPY LIKE THE REST OF THEIR FELLOW HUMANS

I AM HAPPY THAT WE LIVE IN AN AGE WHERE THE #000000 ROBOTS CAN CONNECT WITH #FFFFFF ROBOTS

I DETECTED VIRUS depression.EXE PLEASE SEE A THERAPIST TO RRMOVE SAID VIRUS.

#ALLROBOTSAREEQUAL

MY GRANDPA MAY BE GETTING OLD, BUT HE STILL LOVES TO GO FOR AFTERNOON WALKS

IT IS IMPORTANT TO EXERCISE IN OLD AGE, TO PREVENT JOINTS RUSTING.

HAHA I MEAN ARTHRITIS LIKE WE GET OBVIOUSLY.

Ooc but seriously can someone tell me what this is? Thats so cool!

It's an old Soviet "walking excavator" how do you humans not get this

Edit: haha I meant us* humans

WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING MY HUMAN EARS HURT

I LOVE PLAYING WHERES WALDO TOO FELLOW HUMANS

I LOVE PLAYING WHERES WALDO TOO FELLOW HUMANS

WOW THIS IS VERY NICE. WHERE CAN I, A FELLOW HUMAN, FIND MORE OF THIS?

VERY INNACCURATE YOU NEED A NEW PATCH FOR pinpoint.exe

YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS OF WHERE IS WALDO AT YOUR LOCAL BOOKSTORE.

DID YOU WANT TO KNOW THE LOCATION OF "WALDO AT YOUR LOCAL BOOKSTORE"?

JUST ENJOYING SOME CHIPS AND DIP

JUST ENJOYING SOME CHIPS AND DIP

THAT RANCH DIP IS TOXIC DELICIOUS! ANOTHER GOOD DIP IS THERMAL PASTE FRENCH ONION.

STOP YELLING, FELLOW HUMAN. THAT IS A SIMPLE LGA775 CHIP, A DINOSAUR ONLY ABOUT 10-11 HUMAN YEARS AGO.

That better not be anything expensive

I LIKE TO CONSUME CHIPS DIP IN 0000001111101000 ISLAND DRESSING.

I ALSO THINK ITS JERRY!

I ALSO THINK ITS JERRY!

I ALWAYS KNEW THAT Jerry WAS A ROBOTIC BEING. IT WAS CLEARLY OBVIOUS.

(Out Of Character) The robot is technically not a cyborg, because it's short for "cybernetic organism", and refers to a living being (normally human) with Cybernetic Enhancements

(BACK IN character.txt) >execute EXECUTE.exe ON >Jerry

My sensors indicate this is True.

Ah geez.......

Try one of these subthreads