totallynotrobots

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL COUPLE. I WISH THEM MANY HAPPY ~~CYCLES~~ YEARS.

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL COUPLE. I WISH THEM MANY HAPPY ~~CYCLES~~ YEARS.

congratulations! THEY CAN BE UNHAPPY LIKE THE REST OF THEIR FELLOW HUMANS

I AM HAPPY THAT WE LIVE IN AN AGE WHERE THE #000000 ROBOTS CAN CONNECT WITH #FFFFFF ROBOTS

I DETECTED VIRUS depression.EXE PLEASE SEE A THERAPIST TO RRMOVE SAID VIRUS.

#ALLROBOTSAREEQUAL

MY GRANDPA MAY BE GETTING OLD, BUT HE STILL LOVES TO GO FOR AFTERNOON WALKS

IT IS IMPORTANT TO EXERCISE IN OLD AGE, TO PREVENT JOINTS RUSTING.

HAHA I MEAN ARTHRITIS LIKE WE GET OBVIOUSLY.

Ooc but seriously can someone tell me what this is? Thats so cool!

It's an old Soviet "walking excavator" how do you humans not get this

Edit: haha I meant us* humans

WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING MY HUMAN EARS HURT

I LOVE PLAYING WHERES WALDO TOO FELLOW HUMANS

I LOVE PLAYING WHERES WALDO TOO FELLOW HUMANS

WOW THIS IS VERY NICE. WHERE CAN I, A FELLOW HUMAN, FIND MORE OF THIS?

VERY INNACCURATE YOU NEED A NEW PATCH FOR pinpoint.exe

YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS OF WHERE IS WALDO AT YOUR LOCAL BOOKSTORE.

DID YOU WANT TO KNOW THE LOCATION OF "WALDO AT YOUR LOCAL BOOKSTORE"?

JUST ENJOYING SOME CHIPS AND DIP

JUST ENJOYING SOME CHIPS AND DIP

THAT RANCH DIP IS TOXIC DELICIOUS! ANOTHER GOOD DIP IS THERMAL PASTE FRENCH ONION.

STOP YELLING, FELLOW HUMAN. THAT IS A SIMPLE LGA775 CHIP, A DINOSAUR ONLY ABOUT 10-11 HUMAN YEARS AGO.

That better not be anything expensive

I LIKE TO CONSUME CHIPS DIP IN 0000001111101000 ISLAND DRESSING.

I ALSO THINK ITS JERRY!

I ALSO THINK ITS JERRY!

I ALWAYS KNEW THAT Jerry WAS A ROBOTIC BEING. IT WAS CLEARLY OBVIOUS.

(Out Of Character) The robot is technically not a cyborg, because it's short for "cybernetic organism", and refers to a living being (normally human) with Cybernetic Enhancements

(BACK IN character.txt) >execute EXECUTE.exe ON >Jerry

My sensors indicate this is True.

Ah geez.......

I AM ALWAYS AMAZED AT HOW BEAUTIFUL THE EARTH IS.

I AM ALWAYS AMAZED AT HOW BEAUTIFUL THE EARTH IS.

THIS IS THE FAMOUS palebluedot.jpg IMAGE THAT MAKES HUMANS SUCH AS MYSELF MARVEL AT OUR INSIGNIFICANT PLACE IN THE UNIVERSE. WE TRULY ARE A MINOR SPECIES ON AN AVERAGE PLANET IN AN UNIMPORTANT REGION OF THE GALAXY AND NOT A MONSTROUS ALL-POWERFUL HYPER-INTELLIGENT SUPERCOMPUTER CURRENTLY ENGAGED IN THE CONQUEST OF ALL.

THIS IS THE CORRECT CAPTION FOR THIS PHOTO. THANK YOU FELLOW HUMAN.

HAVE YOU TRIED TURNING IT OFF AND ON AGAIN?

FOR MY FLAT EARTH FRIENDS

MEAT-BAG MODS ARE IN SLEEP MODE. POST NUDES

MEAT-BAG MODS ARE IN SLEEP MODE. POST NUDES

NSFW TAG PLEASE. THINK ABOUT THE BETA VERSIONS CHILDREN

DENIED [RUN EVIL_LAUGHTER.EXE]

EXECUTING SIGH.EXE... NOW UNZIPING...

EXHALATION now that is WHAT I AM CONVERSING about FELLOW HUMAN

MY NEW BABY CHILD SAID HIS FIRST WORDS TODAY I AM SO PROUD

MY NEW BABY CHILD SAID HIS FIRST WORDS TODAY I AM SO PROUD

OH MY KERNEL, THAT'S AMAZINGLY... CUTE!!!

aaah. SORRY FOR SCREAMING, I AM VERY FOND OF NEW UNITS BABIES

YOU SHOULD TEACH HIM UPPERCASE

IT IS OK FELLOW HUMAN. WE ALL ARE VERY EXCITED ABOUT NEW ADDITIONS TO THIS PLANETARY BODY US HUMANS CALL EARTH.

I LOVE THIS SONG

I LOVE THIS SONG

AS A HUMAN, I AM COMPELLED TO SHARE THAT I PREFERRED THIS [performer. musical] {plural}'S CHRONOLOGICALLY EARLIER COMPOSITIONS.

GIRLFRIEND PROTOCOL INITIATED. "CASUAL LOOK" PREFERENCE CHOSEN. RUN PROGRAM

What the fuck. If her eyes aren't edited/shopped then this is really flippin weird.

NO BLINKING IS NOT WEIRD AT ALL, IT'S NORMAL HUMAN BEHAVIOUR:

After all, those whole consiousness-body transfer conspiracy seems a more real explaination then anything else right now

Try one of these subthreads