thisismylifenow

I thought that son of a bitch was neutered...

I thought that son of a bitch was neutered...

A look that that transcends all species. At least all species with nipples.

I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?

I'm sure he was a son of a bitch.

Probably just has resting bitch face

I am pillow now.

Omg, the piggies and turtles!Tortoise! I can't. Lol

I'm gonna explode from cuteness

This filled me with some weird stress worrying that the tortoise might bite its ear off. I need to get less emotionally invested in five-second gifs I see online.

Is this Lil' Sebastian in Heaven?

This is the weirdest kind of adorable

Squish.

Squish.

Otter destruction.

Mfw someone sits too close to me on the bus

Have my upvote and leave, dad.

Up up and away.

Thought it was glass at first, was mildly shocked.

Look at all the floof!

Love how he turns around and gives that look as if to say "But mooooom".

Godammit I need a kitten.

Tombili the cat became famous for his lounging ways after his death the people made a statue of him sitting in his favorite spot

Tombili the cat became famous for his lounging ways after his death the people made a statue of him sitting in his favorite spot

Did the bloke who gave us the Ronaldo statue roll this one out too?

Come on, he deserves a better statue

ThisIsMyAfterlifeNow

Wow . . . . . so . . . . . lifelike?

My son in his very own ball pit.

My son in his very own ball pit.

The excitement is just radiating off of him.

This is our new dog Cyrus. We’ve had him for 2 weeks. I haven’t been alone in the bathroom for 2 weeks.

This is our new dog Cyrus. We’ve had him for 2 weeks. I haven’t been alone in the bathroom for 2 weeks.

Cyrus is good boy, 11/10

Pottyguard and bodyguard. Win/win.

He really is a very good boy.

You might fall in! He has to make sure you don't!

BUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

The way he looks up to check if you’re gonna help him up. Hehe

Wow cute pupper does a half fall.

Sittin' on the dock of the Bay... watchin' the tiiiide roll away

I wish my life was this content.

What a beautiful dog.

This is so peaceful

Right? I could deal with that.

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