Therewasanattempt therewasanattempt

To not be racist

To not be racist

This is an old entry into one of cracked’s photoplasty articles. It wasn’t a real ad.

Link: http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_140_17-counterproductive-public-service-announcements_p16/#16

January 2, 2018 1998

https://imgur.com/a/8ROvc

At making sexy pyjamas

At making sexy pyjamas

If I'm spending $110 this shit better come to life in the middle of the night and strangle me to death

It's only there because nobody would pay $130 for it. Wait a little more and it'll be $89.99

Also, what on Earth is this. Like what is with that creepy hand

https://media.giphy.com/media/DmxpKTrZMy7KM/giphy.gif

Who would pay $110 for this

To calculate the velocity and acceleration required

To calculate the velocity and acceleration required

Spirit is willing but the flesh is heavy.

Fat pussy. In layman terms.

I think there was a lack of the application of friction. Ff = μN

Some just aren't cut out for catamatics. Mathacatics? You see where I'm going with this.

To make spaghetti

To make spaghetti

You're not supposed to use glass noodles for spaghetti.

Red goin’ in, red comin’ out

Mmm....shardy.

I want to say use a strainer... but glass slivers and dust would still be in the sauce, so I would guess not, unless you like the danger of glass in your intestines. Even with Pyrex, would not recommend.

Rip dinner, you could have been delicious

To mess with this Toad

"You think this is a game!?"

Rage quit

I liked the ending

to rob my business.

to rob my business.

Politest thieves ever

They were not expecting us to be there.

I love how they hop back on their toes, as if it still matters

I'm confused, why did they run away? Was it because of you and the dog?

Could of just pulled the lid off

Could of just pulled the lid off

Could've*

There was an attempt to say "could've".

There was an attempt to speak English.

Parties*

To eat mozzarella

To eat mozzarella
To eat mozzarella

My sister did something similar with an Arby's mozz stick in the car when we were kids. She started choking and we had to pull over and give her the heimlich on the side of the highway. Ah, memories.

A+ cheese pull

adorable

My cousin was Wrapping presents

My cousin was Wrapping presents

Plot twist: OP's cousin is Brock Turner

Plot twist: OP's cousin is Brock Turner Kevin Spacey

FTFY

Plot twist: OP was was wrapping his cousin

You may have meant u/Doctor-B instead of U/Doctor-B.

Remember, OP may have ninja-edited. I correct subreddit and user links with a capital R or U, which are usually unusable.

-Srikar

To karma whore

To karma whore

Belongs on /sub/quityourbullshit

half full

Well at least you're optimistic

This legitimately happened to me once. My aunt bought me a case of Tab as a gag. Out of the six pack one was empty and one was half full.

I once found an unopened soda can in the ocean. When I opened it, it was full of seawater.

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