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GOTEM!!!!

GOTEM!!!!

I think I first heard this joke like 15 years ago

I wish this was true

Bullshit, if you knew what the man was thinking you wouldn't have caused such drama in the first place.

And I get the act of righteousness, but it was still cringe all the way down.

Can I tell you one fun fact of the day?

JOKES ARE ALMOST ALLWAYS MADE UP

Maybe a repost, but (g)old

Maybe a repost, but (g)old

I would believe she/he said that, but I think the religious guy would just roll his eyes and move on. That's what I would do anyway, or maybe ask if he/she needs to go to the school nurse.

The sound of his head bouncing off the ground quickly and repeatedly sounded like clapping

Oh Trent, you dreamboat.

Oh Trent, you dreamboat.

But.. but the top says Trent. So like??? He has a crush on himself?

/sub/badfaketexts

This entire picture is a train wreck.

Get a life trent.

Holy shit. Took me a minute

Anybody watch the Joel McHale show? He just did a big shoutout to this sub, and had Christopher Mintz-Plasse act out one of the top submissions!

Anybody watch the Joel McHale show? He just did a big shoutout to this sub, and had Christopher Mintz-Plasse act out one of the top submissions!

Hope they make skits like these more often. Choosing Beggars would be another good subreddit for material.

I like how they didn't try to play it off as an original idea like some other shows would do. Even gave credit right down to the user who posted that submission.

Choosing beggars, OopsIDidn'tMeanTo, JustNeckbeardThings, the possibilities are endless!

It could basically be the Reddit show lol! I wouldn't object.

Been meaning to watch this, definitely will now!

JOEL IF YOURE READING THIS I LOVE YOU.

FML

FML
FML

FML might be cheating

I wish my classes were that cool. 🙄

I wish my classes were that cool. 🙄

Did anyone actually get sent out of class for laughing to much? I feel like I’m the only one hat has I couldn’t stop laughing when the teacher started playing you ain’t nothing but a hound dog to show us music from that time. We were reading the outsiders I think

I got sent out for not laughing enough.

Bing bing!

What the fuck is a crazy frog quote?

12-year-old totally pwns bully epic style

12-year-old totally pwns bully epic style

We all talked shit when we were twelve, I worry about the grown adults that make this sort of shit up.

you wouldn't know her, she goes to another school

the 10-12 are the worst years. you regret all life for what you did then.

can confirm, I'm the bully...but he forgot that I applauded and asked him to make me his apprentice..he didn't agree

The bartenders name?

The bartenders name?

I think I this was really meant to read "last night I sucked 7 dicks and made $700. I will make out like I tricked a guy so that I sound smart, however the herpes on my lips and bruises on my knees say otherwise" - Albert Einstein

If you try this in a strip joint, they will serve the dancers water or soda and almost never liquor while they take your cash for what ever booze you think you are loading them up with.

Why’s that bourbon clear?

$700 Nahh, maybe $70 would more realistic

100% true

100% true

As an Indian woman, this is BS. I don't have to write down differential equations, I carry laminated cards with complicated math problems to present to racists. Because that is the demographic that accepts theoretical intelligence as a desirable quality.

“Wait no don’t check out yet, just wait here for 5 or 6 minutes while I write out this prepared complicated differential equation to throw in your face so I can- Hey! Why is everyone in line behind me getting so mad?”

That is when, Albert Einstein step out of the line. Alb (we are close me and him) told the people to calm down. What he said next melt my heart.

But I lost consciousness so, I don't remember ,,, what did he say?

I like to imagine the woman waiting awkwardly while the Indian woman got out a pen and paper and took the time to write and solve a differential equation

i don’t have time for this!!

i don’t have time for this!!

To be fair, I once saw a car bump into a person (low speed on parking lot) and while the driver profusely apologized, the guy who was hit was like "It's alright mate, nothing happened" and he went on his merry way.

Try one of these subthreads