thatHappened

Well here’s my first ever reddit post. I hope everything’s in line. Not sure if this has been posted here before but I saw this come up on my Facebook as a joke and instantly thought of here.

Well here’s my first ever reddit post. I hope everything’s in line. Not sure if this has been posted here before but I saw this come up on my Facebook as a joke and instantly thought of here.

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I appreciate your title because I know how shitty it is posting something you think is hilarious and it's the first time you've seen it and you want to share it with people you know will appreciate it. So you post it, and you get absolutely shit on because for some reason people think you are online as much as they are online and then this: "this is a repost" and "800 other people have posted it already today" and "omg how could you?!?" And "if I see this again I'm gonna blow my brains out!" Isn't the internet fun?

I swear hearing this story in an ama on reddit but written better and maybe not about roaches.

I am dead inside

every time she goes out anywhere she posts shit like this

every time she goes out anywhere she posts shit like this

If you look closely, you can tell that the tear isn’t real.

I think my favorite post of hers is the one where she said she was borderline plus sized or her other post of when she was in Japan for a month (even though she was living "paycheck-paycheck" 😥😥) doing nothing but walking around and having randoms calling her a Sakura Princess oh how must everyone adore simply snowflake

But the hearts are real right? She wouldn't lie about those would she?

Replace Sakura Princess with Stupid American and it's probably correct, I got that a lot, even from French people... and I'm not even American.

Smarter than me

Smarter than me

I thought this repost nightmare was over. I thought I was safe.

"Every dies one day. Everyone. Even wolves. But not reposts. Reposts don't die." - Rebecca's 3 yr old.

You’re never safe in this sub.

"Gotta throw 'even wolves' in there to show how relentlessly innocent my child is"

The fare of that ride? $100%

The fare of that ride? $100%

Obviously you are mistaken because there is at least one working as a cab driver right now.

There's not a single veteran of WW1 alive today, the last one died in 2011

Aren't there only like a couple of people left who served in both World Wars? I mean obviously I'm not calling that dude a liar coz this totally $100% happened of course.

And the name of that driver? Abraham Einstein.

Dailyhumor at it's best

Dailyhumor at it's best

What’s so unbelievable about it? Smh nothing out of the ordinary ever happen in yall life??

It's sad the kind of things people are disposed to do for a little of attention...

Cop would do that then pull me over probably

I could honestly see this happening. In the city I grew up in, there was a light that had the car detection set really far back because during normal hours it would have a line of 10+ cars because cross traffic was insane during almost every hour of the day. From like 1-4am, there was never enough people to trigger the detection. It was an unspoken rule that during those hours you just treated it as a stop sign because otherwise you could sit there 20+ minutes until enough cars were behind you to get it to change.

Happenedception

Happenedception

That's a 4d chess move right there

no it wasn't I made this up for notes

Not sure who the attention whore is...must investigate further.

OP on tumblr makes up a fake story interacting with another tumblr user. The second tumblr user claims it was them. OP makes the second tumblr person look like a fuckin idiot by revealing their lie.

Yes, yes. For sure...

Yes, yes. For sure...

I THINK SATAN IS TICKLING HER

I call BS no ones ever laughed for 20mins straight

Exactly, like if you laughed that much you would die. A person died ( I can't remember his name ) for laughing at his own joke until cardial attack or something

Laughing at your own jokes is dangerous? I'm in trouble.

It’s not like they literally say she’s green like 50 times in act one

It’s not like they literally say she’s green like 50 times in act one

Why is he uncomfortable about a story being told about racism? It’s not like the actors are shitting on a girl for real for being a different color it’s acting

Wicked is about racism it’s literally about how Elpheba was born green and was such an outcast that it made her “evil” like it’s a metaphor. This is so shit lmao

Guess he was deaf too

And everyone clapped, only he couldn't hear them

If this dude’s uncomfortable seeing a play about racism, he better never go see South Pacific. That one’s flat out about racism.

Because dabbing is still totally cool...

Because dabbing is still totally cool...

This is probs a real story m8

This sounds like something my little brother would do. He's 11 and that child dabs in response to everything

Dabbing is still very much a thing in elementary schools. I could see this happening.

The kids starts crying becuse he thought he was gonna die and the driver goes ” omg dude that was sick woah ”

The breadsticks started clapping

The breadsticks started clapping

This actually kind of angers me. Nobody would believe this

I feel like burning down a olive garden now.

can confirm i was the restaurant

I would believe this if this was an Olive Garden filled with people who just came from a Tumblr meetup.

Otherwise no.

Try one of these subthreads