thalassophobia

Nasa KNEW!? why didn't I!?

Nasa KNEW!? why didn't I!?

The thought process behind calling out an space organisation for not exploring the ocean escapes me. It’s like blaming libraries for not fixing bad roads.

Yeah, they heard that Bloop and they want to fuck off to mars.

Mars doesn't have lakes or oceans guys. It barely has liquid water.

The bloop was an icequake, not so spooky

Mods are asleep. Upvote tha lasso phobia.

Mods are asleep. Upvote tha lasso phobia.

Can't. Too spooky.

I'm slightly mad thus is the first thing to pop up on my page in a few weeks from this sub. upvote for you

MODS WAKE UP! THEY’RE RUINING THE SUB!

If this is in shallow water I’m not going anywhere near the deep stuff.

If this is in shallow water I’m not going anywhere near the deep stuff.

The sturgeon general

Shut up. This is for real?

Sturgeon grow in excess of 20ft long, probably a fairly accurate picture

Oh god I’m having a heart attack, somebody call a sturgeon

Pretty much...

Pretty much...
Glass Shark! Glass Shark!

I had so many nightmares of swimming pools filled with crazy dangerous sea life. Haven’t thought about those in forever. Thanks for bringing these up again. . .

How do people get away with reposting one of the sub's top posts? https://www.reddit.com/sub/thalassophobia/comments/8c7i9l/this_was_probably_the_most_irrational_c...

I laughed way too hard to this

Extreme Waves in North Sea

Extreme Waves in North Sea

Ever think about a cubic meter (think of a cube that comes up to about your waist) weighs literally a metric ton. So for every cubic meter of water in this picture is another literal fuckton of pure raw mf seawater currently above you and the rest of your boat.

Stop

Those aren't mountains... Those are WAVES

Make it go away. dont know what else to say.

This is the all water planet GJ1214-B, it has oceans that can be 100s of kilometers deep, making Earths oceans look like puddles.

This is the all water planet GJ1214-B, it has oceans that can be 100s of kilometers deep, making Earths oceans look like puddles.

doesnt that mean theres life on it?

Legit question. If there was a literally all water planet, would the surface just be space?

One would hope.

Jumping Over a Narrow Channel Between Two Rocking Ships

Imagine getting your leg caught in between the two freighters. One weighs a fuck ton and the other weighs a mega-fuckton. Your leg would get absolutely shredded into a very fine cream with the consistency of pudding. You'd either feel nothing or just an absolute sick amount of pain as they rock back and forth between the heavy seas and what use to be your left thigh. Neat.

The sheer size and mass of these two vessels has me believing that they wouldn't even notice smashing you to nothing. They would literally liquefy your body...

I don't think OSHA would approve.

"Tim didn't make it..."

"Okay Jimmy, you're up!"

Try one of these subthreads