silly bandz turned into some crazy black market shit when i was in middle school. it was wild
Oh yeah, mid-early 2000s childhood. Good stuff. Spongebob and The Fairly Odd Parents were my shit
They were banned in my school because either kids were cutting off their arm circulation or they we're scamming other kids out of their silly bands. After they got banned we went behind the buildings and traded.
Holyshit techdecks, I remember buying a million and not being able to do a single trick
Has the complete mathmatical logistics of the fight down
"He only used 20% of his power"
“He’s fast” cracked me up.
sees main character powering up for a new move
“No! He’s going for that? There’s only a 1/1,000,000 chance that move will hit! There’s no way he’s at a high enough level for that to work, he can’t—“
move hits and screen fills up with stunned character reactions
Love interest #1: HUH?
Comedy Sidekick: AHH!
Villain turned depowered friend: ACH!
Love Interest #2: UH!
Too-cool-for-school rival side character: Hmmph..
One of the truest things I've heard recently was Michelle Wolf telling off the media at the WHCD. Saying that they pretend they hate Trump but love him because he sells news.
This picture reminds me of that.
How dare you shame President Chris Hemsworth
I can’t watch it anymore.
in response to "is trump good for comedy?" norm macdonald said "he's good for bad comedians". i think that's true. they can recycle the same five punchlines, and are pretty much always guaranteed an applause break with a few "woo"s thrown in.
ITT: people defending lazy, repetitive comedy because they need to politicize everything and they can't give an inch
Anti Social Social Club
In my experience, there's generally two types. You have the people that wear nothing but pajamas and tracksuits and have terrible hygiene, and the ones that dress like kpop stars and carry designer stuff everywhere.
The flexers and the flexed on
Well the poorer ones aren't studying abroad
Hey, I don't owe anybody $15. Somebody owes me $70 though...
This is sad. Alex, play despacio
You see these comments Alex? No one has got your back.
He don't know you like I do. You don't owe him $15 for anything. That mother fucker still owes you $50 for the time you helped him pay that bar tab.
*due at noon*
"if i start at 4 am that still gives me 8 hours"
Sleeps through every alarm and wakes up at 11
Thanks for reminding me I have an assignment due tonight
You forgot the:
“I’ll start at 9pm”
clock turns 9:01pm
“lol guess i have to wait till 10pm to start then.... i wonder what’s new on reddit since ive last checked in 5 minutes ago.
can't forget the fresh-out-of-the-oven frozen pizza that my fat ass can't just wait like seven minutes to begin eating
Don’t forget Sour Patch Kids gummies.
“Oh this part is still frozen... but it’s nuclear inside!”
What kind of toast are you eating that destroys the roof of your mouth?
You forgot Fox news and reposting everything on Facebook
Well this is unexpectedly wholesome
Facebook has BANNED the AMERICAN FLAG because it "offends" MUSLIMS! Share this if you don't GIVE a darn!
proceeds to share image of American flag on Facebook with no repercussions
“Can [politician] get a like and a share?”
[picture of American flag] “Who isn’t afraid to share this?”
All these drinks are disgusting fite me
Wow. Late Xer and yeah, TransFormers and Jolt was where it was at.
Boomers all drank Folgers.
This starter pack is great, hopefully the post time won't doom it
Act like a brat all year round, go to a festival for one day and turn into earth loving hippy. The cycle repeats
Why does ket seem so much more popular in the UK than anywhere else? Most UK starterpacks have some mention of ketamine, but no other country starterpack mentions it
It's cheap and lets you escape to a better reality.
Same exact shit here in America.