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To go along with the "Edgy Pastor" starter pack...

To go along with the "Edgy Pastor" starter pack...

thinks he's edgy for laughing at sex jokes and then brings up the holy ghost

Plays the drums in the faith and worship band.

That New American cuisine hot spot in the neighborhood starter pack

That New American cuisine hot spot in the neighborhood starter pack

Locally assembled food by globally source cooks

Heavily tatted waiter with rolled up sleeves.

Also that burger is on a "brioche" bun and probably has some sort of grainy mustard.

"locally scavenged" Usually has Edison bulbs in pipe fixtures Woodgrain everything Bartender is wearing an overly adorned full apron

I get bad grades because the teacher hates me

I get bad grades because the teacher hates me

it’s 3:FORTY. and i only muffin top a LITTLE bit. also why’d you choose a biracial girl side eyeing do you even know any?????

not relatable

EDIT also stupid

EDITT also who doesnt go to starbuxx

dumb

The "Coming up with Original Content" starter pack

The "Coming up with Original Content" starter pack

I enjoy the chronology within this starterpack

I once ate a pizza day for a year, cut them into funny shapes and uploaded the images to Reddit. 13 upvotes.

The boys in blue meme was getting tens of thousands in nearly every sub... :(

maybe you should have made a pizza themed boys in blue meme then, you jabroni.

Got a link?

Fuckboy from the 2050s Starterpack

Fuckboy from the 2050s Starterpack

Glorbos

Trades hands to robot devil

Woos one eyed mutant with purple hair

I personally prefer the term Zlaxer

The “Where did my social anxiety come from?” Starter Pack

The “Where did my social anxiety come from?” Starter Pack

I experienced none of this and I'm riddled with SA. What's my excuse?

You have to wait for another starter to get it sorry bud

In my case it was because I was only allowed to go out when I was 17. By then the damage was already done.

Damn this hit hard

Lets yell as loud as possible at your graduation starterpack

Lets yell as loud as possible at your graduation starterpack

let people like things, damn

graduations suck anyway

that second from top left black gitl uncannily looks like Dj Akademiks

that second from top left black gitl uncannily looks like

Dude, an army is coming. I’d get out of here if I were you.

Angered silence because their kid isn't the valedictorian

Contrarian Starterpack

Contrarian Starterpack

Hates the Marvel/Star Wars movies but goes out of his way to pay for all of them

"Both sides are idiots anyway"

Plays the first outdated installments of every game series just so he can say that the originals were better

Reads and memorizes a list of specific names and events just in case he gets into a debate about anything

"The prequels are underrated"

"I don't know why people are freaking out about Black Panther, it's a comic book movie made for children."

Drives a beat up older car because driving a newer one would imply that he cares about appearances

"I'm not cold" ugh that is so accurate, I've known some dudes like this, and they always seem to go out of their way to not dress properly when it is cold outside. And even though they are clearly uncomfortable they'll still ask you why you've got so many clothes on, just so they can draw attention to the fact that they're wearing shorts and t-shirts even when it is snowing outside.

E N L I G H T E N E D C E N T R I S M

Also points out logical fallacies - often incorrectly and by name - in everyday conversation.

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