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Ye nugget

Ye nugget

How did Scots react to Donald Trump coming. I saw him get flamed by them on Twitter

Not too kindly mate, but to be fair that sort of follows him around though, but of course "they like me there"

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smells of elderberries

So the dude goes on a diplomatic mission to the UK and he still fuckin plays golf!? How many times does this guy need to play golf after bashing Obama for playing significantly less golf?

What the chips see when they look oot the oven window

What the chips see when they look oot the oven window

This is brilliant

Thinking chips means crisps

It’s a fucking yank!

This is Pride weekend in Glasgow son. We love all homos

What the chips see when they look oot the oven window

House parties

House parties

And its always those wee stumpy cans. Not pint cans.

Fuckin beer pong as well, chucking shite in beer. Get a bottle o tonic down yies ya fannies.

Tapping a keg looks pretty cool tho

Aye indeed. If yer bringing beers to a party, make sure you bring enough to last you all night, and then double that number for the host and the rest of the lads. Means if anybody else is drinking something ya fancy, you just ask for one and say “Sure ye can grab one o’mine there lad”. It’s all about sharing and balance.

All those weird American craft beers come in those little cans

Wee guy pointed at my dug

Wee guy pointed at my dug

Battling for sibling supremacy over a dog is pretty much life in-and-of its fucking self.

Or the dug could be your da.

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Wee guy pointed at my dug and said to his maw "nice doggy" then pointed at me and went "that's his dad." Technically though, as my dug used to stay with my granny and granda and they referred to themselves as his maw and da, the dug is actually my uncle

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Doing Fife proud

Doing Fife proud

Yer granny were a fanny and yer auntie were a fanny

If Glasgow was that good at making distasteful individuals leave then there would be nae bugger left!

Yank here. Y’all got our cunt of a president to admit he felt “unwelcome”. That’s no easy thing with this guy, so I’m proud.

You come from a long line o fannys

We’ve all been in this state at one point.

We’ve all been in this state at one point.

When your associate is inebriated to the point of engaging in improper behavior and you are compelled to reassure others nearby that his actions are solely due to his intoxicated state.

I bring you loooove

I think it’s more ‘off yer titties from munching disco biscuits’ rather than ‘intoxicated’

Aww, it's bringing love!

KILL IT! KILL IT!

Scotland vs Trump

Scotland vs Trump

"You weapons-grade plum" I have found my new favourite insult

Also:

you spoon

Never before has such eloquence been used in something such as the word cocksplat

I’ve never been so proud to be Scottish.

Come together right now

Come together right now

Turns out the only thing "coming home" is the England team. There's always third place to play for, lads.

Over me

At least we qualify.

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