That's for sure.
Let me give you some good life advice. Don't go to college, you could have a very promising career as a pedophile trap. Pedophiles would see your hair and assume it's a little boy. When they get closer the police swoop in and arrest them. The best part is there's no way anyone will ever have sex with you so you aren't actually in any real danger.
Have you touched food recently? I've seen penises thicker than your arms.
Your "R" looks like what a child would draw for a fucking bird
Before we start, are you a boy or a girl?
Or v for virgin
Do your worst? I think life already did.
Its a shame you woke up really
Your nose is so thicc it looks like it’s trying to teabag your mouth
Looks like you got a lot you trying to hide, shoulda hid your face too.
With all those roses on you why do I get the feeling you still smell like shit.
Wow you came so close to seeing what life is like from her perspective. Can you imagine not feeling anything below the waist? Count your blessings, man
Your girlfriends making you do this? What do you even need a back brace for if you’re spineless?
At least your girlfriend was kind enough to hold the “roast me” sign for you.
The true story: Broke Back Mountain.
You are just asian enough to get into university but not asian enough to do well.
i didnt know martin shkreli was released from prison
You’re definitely gonna be that bitch in sweatpants who holds up the dining hall line because you can’t decide which cereal you want
📣📣📣HE SAID WHAT ARE YOU STUDYING, NOT WHAT GRADES YOU'RE GOING TO GET
You're a dude?
You're not stuck with your mom, she's stuck with you.
You look like Lena Dunham fucked a pomegranite.
She never said that
As if you had anything on your schedule besides "jack off to underage anime characters and drink two litres of mountain dew".
I take offense to that... I don't drink mountain dew.
Paul Giamatti as a sex offender
It’s sad to see what child fame did to Chuckie after the Rugrats.
The kind of guy that acts gay to become friends with hot girls but in reality he's just gay
Your handwriting looks like the preteen lesbians in 5th grade
The time it took you to make that sign. Can be used to go fall off a cliff.
I don’t know what’s more embarrassing, the uneven slope of your written words, or the uneven slope of your forehead.
No need to keep guilding, he's got a lifetime supply already.
I’m surprised Spez took you to lunch. 20 is a bit old for his taste.
Spez: this shouldn’t be top comment.
Every once in a while cancer gets it right.
The kid from Pixar's Up grew up.
And got cancer.
You can't call them a surgeon when they use a coat hanger....
Cutting your wrists isn't considered surgery
You look like the type of girl who would spit after a blowjob and try to use it to get yourself pregnant.
What surgery? Are you reversing the sex change?