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MRW it's my first time playing DnD with a party of longtime players

If the DM offers you move, just say, "I do that."

DM: do a perception check

Me OOC: well I am sweating a lot

DM: perception, not perspiration

edit: OK woah frontpage wtf. now all i need is some gold and my life is complete. rolls dice

The first and only time I've ever played DnD was where I was the dungeon master playing with 5 other people who were also playing for their first and only time, and didn't know any of the rules

It actually went really well and I want to do it again soon

It's always funny when a good dm tries to give an oblivious player multiple ways out of a situation and the player still manages to die (or worse), not because of a failed roll but because they can't read context clues.

Edit: I want to share my favourite DM's philosophy on player punishment.

He always says that killing your character is the least interesting/fun way to punish a player. Instead, he comes up with creative ways to fuck with you.

Example:

player: I touch the glowing object.

DM: make a con save

Player rolls a 1

DM: nothing seems to happen

Player: can I roll a wisdom or intelligence save to see if it affected me somehow?

DM: roll wisdom save

Player fails again and we move on.

DM starts an event clock and comes up with conditions: player is cursed or infected? Roll con saves after every rest. With every failed roll something progressively worse happens. Lose max hp, lose alignment etc.

He also gives an out usually. Maybe the illness can be turned advantageous with research? Start another progression clock for the palyer to unlock a hidden power.

I love this man's way of weaving in storylines from punishment. There have been major characters and plots born from them. We had an entire 20 something session story arc after one of the characters was possessed by some alien creature, he was able to suppress the creature under his will and now he gets additional psychic damage to all of his attacks. I guarantee he has more clocks running, though, and some day shit will hit the fan in a major way.

Sorry for mobile formatting.

MRW I’m arguing with someone and they roll their eyes and tell me “Maybe you should just ask Reddit since you’re on there so much.”

Just asked Reddit about a beer and got an answer, so that was cool

Linenkugel has a sunset wheat which is amazing, but recently haven't seen it around. Asked if anyone had heard anything, and a user pointed to their website where you can choose the beer you were looking for and your zip code and it finds you a store that sells it. Turns out only one store in my town has it.

Googling the difference between "male" skin and "female" skin, which is largely determined by hormonal differences during puberty and not 100% a gendered thing, yields a few dermatology resources and then some reliable scientific resources. The short answer is: if you went through puberty as a relatively biotypical male, your skin is ~25% thicker as well as having a lot more collagen.

It seems nutty when you first realize it, but feel the skin of a few people around you and you'll find that "female" skin is much softer and more yielding than "male" skin. I had never thought about it until very recently and I'm in my thirties. It only came up situationally and everyone I mentioned it to went "huh, wow, yeah that explains why different people's skin feels so different."

That difference likely leads to folks with thinner, softer skin bruising much more easily.

Why does it seem like women always seem to bruise themselves more than men? Am I imagining this?

MRW I find out protestors are chanting ‘Traitor’ and ‘Putin’s Puppet’ outside the White House upon Trump’s return.

MRW I find out protestors are chanting ‘Traitor’ and ‘Putin’s Puppet’ outside the White House upon Trump’s return.

What 'fire'? It's been 2 years, he isn't going anywhere.

Unless you're in /sub/politics where he's been on the verge of impeachment every single day for 2 years.

Like they haven’t been doing this the last 2 years

Wait, has it been two years now????? Wtf

2 years of Womp Womp

MRW I get an upvote on one of my posts. (I recently joined Reddit)

MRW I get an upvote on one of my posts. (I recently joined Reddit)

Welcome aboard, you’ve made a great mistake by joining.

I’m a sucker for Tina Fey. Have my upvote.

Guys I‘m even newer to Reddit can I get an AMEN and some upvotes

4 months is “new”

MRW I have amazing sex with somebody I met online even though I didn't have a condom

Strong with this one, the pullout game is.

If it was very recent, get some anti hiv meds asap, if you're not on prep already.

And maybe slow it down a bit...so you have time for condoms. These dudes aren't worth it

Lol upvoted for being a stand-up guy. I am actually gay though 😅

Yep, I tried posting it before. I came across the gif again and thought it was funny enough warrant another attempt. Sorry?

This guy doing a magic trick in front of two police officers and that reaction!!!!

This is not the right sub for this.

Getting ready to take aim.

Is she crying?

If he was black he’d be dead!

MRW I see a post from /sub/funny on the front page

Facebook users have migrated to /sub/funny

And /sub/pics

NOT FUNNAYYYY!!!

why bother with /sub/funny when you can get the condensed version on /sub/comedycemetery?

MRW my girlfriend asks if I want a massage

Can someone make this in reverse

My man.

I usually get naked first.

When I discover my daughter has made a steamy nasty diaper on the way to daycare, but before I can change it the worker inside grabs her and says, "Don't worry, I'll get this. I know you do so much."

When I discover my daughter has made a steamy nasty diaper on the way to daycare, but before I can change it the worker inside grabs her and says, "Don't worry, I'll get this. I know you do so much."

Honestly, they should. I don’t pay the daycare $1,200 a month just so they can beat them.

Haha good poi....

just so they can beat them

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Shout-out to the NJ daycare that had a toddler fight club

Thats horrible, hilirous, but horrible.

MRW r/thanosdidnothingwrong is all over Reddit but I'm not interested

MRW r/thanosdidnothingwrong is all over Reddit but I'm not interested

I have no idea what's going on and why being banned is awesome.

I like the movies. Actually just saw Ant-Man and Wasp today. It's just the whole "we're banning half our subscribers" thing. Couldn't care less

probably an ad

Right ?! Could some please eli5 what the hell is going on there ??

Try one of these subthreads