If the DM offers you move, just say, "I do that."
DM: do a perception check
Me OOC: well I am sweating a lot
DM: perception, not perspiration
edit: OK woah frontpage wtf. now all i need is some gold and my life is complete. rolls dice
The first and only time I've ever played DnD was where I was the dungeon master playing with 5 other people who were also playing for their first and only time, and didn't know any of the rules
It actually went really well and I want to do it again soon
It's always funny when a good dm tries to give an oblivious player multiple ways out of a situation and the player still manages to die (or worse), not because of a failed roll but because they can't read context clues.
Edit: I want to share my favourite DM's philosophy on player punishment.
He always says that killing your character is the least interesting/fun way to punish a player. Instead, he comes up with creative ways to fuck with you.
player: I touch the glowing object.
DM: make a con save
Player rolls a 1
DM: nothing seems to happen
Player: can I roll a wisdom or intelligence save to see if it affected me somehow?
DM: roll wisdom save
Player fails again and we move on.
DM starts an event clock and comes up with conditions: player is cursed or infected? Roll con saves after every rest. With every failed roll something progressively worse happens. Lose max hp, lose alignment etc.
He also gives an out usually. Maybe the illness can be turned advantageous with research? Start another progression clock for the palyer to unlock a hidden power.
I love this man's way of weaving in storylines from punishment. There have been major characters and plots born from them. We had an entire 20 something session story arc after one of the characters was possessed by some alien creature, he was able to suppress the creature under his will and now he gets additional psychic damage to all of his attacks. I guarantee he has more clocks running, though, and some day shit will hit the fan in a major way.
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Just asked Reddit about a beer and got an answer, so that was cool
Linenkugel has a sunset wheat which is amazing, but recently haven't seen it around. Asked if anyone had heard anything, and a user pointed to their website where you can choose the beer you were looking for and your zip code and it finds you a store that sells it. Turns out only one store in my town has it.
Googling the difference between "male" skin and "female" skin, which is largely determined by hormonal differences during puberty and not 100% a gendered thing, yields a few dermatology resources and then some reliable scientific resources. The short answer is: if you went through puberty as a relatively biotypical male, your skin is ~25% thicker as well as having a lot more collagen.
It seems nutty when you first realize it, but feel the skin of a few people around you and you'll find that "female" skin is much softer and more yielding than "male" skin. I had never thought about it until very recently and I'm in my thirties. It only came up situationally and everyone I mentioned it to went "huh, wow, yeah that explains why different people's skin feels so different."
That difference likely leads to folks with thinner, softer skin bruising much more easily.
Why does it seem like women always seem to bruise themselves more than men? Am I imagining this?
What 'fire'? It's been 2 years, he isn't going anywhere.
Unless you're in /sub/politics where he's been on the verge of impeachment every single day for 2 years.
Like they haven’t been doing this the last 2 years
Wait, has it been two years now????? Wtf
2 years of Womp Womp
Welcome aboard, you’ve made a great mistake by joining.
I’m a sucker for Tina Fey. Have my upvote.
Guys I‘m even newer to Reddit can I get an AMEN and some upvotes
4 months is “new”
Strong with this one, the pullout game is.
If it was very recent, get some anti hiv meds asap, if you're not on prep already.
And maybe slow it down a bit...so you have time for condoms. These dudes aren't worth it
Lol upvoted for being a stand-up guy. I am actually gay though 😅
Yep, I tried posting it before. I came across the gif again and thought it was funny enough warrant another attempt. Sorry?
This is not the right sub for this.
Getting ready to take aim.
Is she crying?
If he was black he’d be dead!
Facebook users have migrated to /sub/funny
Can someone make this in reverse
I usually get naked first.
Honestly, they should. I don’t pay the daycare $1,200 a month just so they can beat them.
Haha good poi....
just so they can beat them
Shout-out to the NJ daycare that had a toddler fight club
Thats horrible, hilirous, but horrible.
I have no idea what's going on and why being banned is awesome.
I like the movies. Actually just saw Ant-Man and Wasp today. It's just the whole "we're banning half our subscribers" thing. Couldn't care less
probably an ad
Right ?! Could some please eli5 what the hell is going on there ??