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Kidnapped

Kidnapped

Some people have empathy. Others are GOP.

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Article: Listen to Children Who’ve Just Been Separated From Their Parents at the Border

At ~0:59 a border patrol agent says "Well, we have an orchestra here. What’s missing is a conductor."

Are you saying "this detention of children isn't quite as bad as the detention of the Japanese?"

“You guys love collective outrage”

Oh yah, sorry. We shouldn’t be mad children are separated from their parents. Forgot that’s okay.

Upvote this so its the first thing that shows up when someone googles "Trump Hotel"

Upvote this so its the first thing that shows up when someone googles "Trump Hotel"

That is not how Google works, and your pic is from 2014

Nothing particularly funny about this. Why is this in /sub/politicalhumor again?

Reported for removal due to asking for upvotes. That's against reddit rules.

When your great orange hope is impeached, we take power, and those who voted for him are disenfranchised, I hope I get to see the broken and defeated look in your eyes as you stagger through what's left of your miserable, idiotic existence.

United Methodist Church's sign near the Capitol

United Methodist Church's sign near the Capitol

To make the following quote easier to read - I removed the numbers and I created the paragraphs. Emphasis mine.

Matthew 25:31-46

When the Son of Man comes in his glory, and all the angels with him, he will sit upon his glorious throne, and all the nations will be assembled before him. And he will separate them one from another, as a shepherd separates the sheep from the goats. He will place the sheep on his right and the goats on his left.

Then the king will say to those on his right, ‘Come, you who are blessed by my Father. Inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world For I was hungry and you gave me food, I was thirsty and you gave me drink, a stranger and you welcomed me, naked and you clothed me, ill and you cared for me, in prison and you visited me.’ Then the righteous will answer him and say, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you drink? When did we see you a stranger and welcome you, or naked and clothe you? When did we see you ill or in prison, and visit you?’ And the king will say to them in reply, ‘Amen, I say to you, whatever you did for one of these least brothers of mine, you did for me.’

Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you accursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels. For I was hungry and you gave me no food, I was thirsty and you gave me no drink, A stranger and you gave me no welcome, naked and you gave me no clothing, ill and in prison, and you did not care for me.’ Then they will answer and say, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or naked or ill or in prison, and not minister to your needs?’ He will answer them, ‘Amen, I say to you, what you did not do for one of these least ones, you did not do for me.’ And these will go off to eternal punishment, but the righteous to eternal life.

If only America was a country built by immigrants looking for a better life or something...

If only America was a country built by immigrants looking for a better life or something...

It’s literally against everything democrats stand for, yet Trump still pushes that they forced him to separate families. And what’s worse is that people actually believe him

Only a very special group of stable geniuses believe him. The rest of the country, and the world, knows he’s full of shit.

I hate Trump.

Trump supporters upon hearing the news that NK is not dismantling their missile sites.

Trump supporters upon hearing the news that NK is not dismantling their missile sites.

"Nothing changed, my country insulted our closest allies, all the world's major dictators have been complimented and made legitimate in the eyes of the US, and the American flag was displayed proudly next to the flag of the most evil and oppressive government on the planet, fuck yeah MAGA!"

~ Molester-in-Chief Supporters

But Trump said it was a big win for America!

Right and President bone spur draft dodging three times married and 5 times bankrupt Putin loving moron just gave away the only negotiating tactic we have in that region on a bullshit promise from a dictator that has concentration camps. Ask your mom to get you a real newspaper for once and then read it.

Obama did more for this country in his first 4 months than Trump will do in his entire only term. But I guess that's what happens when you actually care about the country and don't take every weekend off.

Both sides are the same

Both sides are the same

GOP logic.

The camps are an Obama policy and Trump can't change it.

Obamacare must be destroyed.

In 2014 we put kids who were unaccompanied in there. They came alone or were removed from someone who was not safe. Now we're electing to put any kid who crosses the border in there. 2k kids in 8 weeks. Don't pretend there's not a huge fucking difference.

Edit: /u/deadlite_on_reddit said:

If only we could go back to 2014 when we definitely didn't put immigrant children in cages.

Yes, it’s always the Democrat’s fault. No matter what horrible shit Trump does, it’s their fault that they didn’t pander hard enough to my particular preferences.

I'd upvote but the font choice has given me cancer

Pepperidge Farm Remembers...

Pepperidge Farm Remembers...

I am not lazy, but I feel like this has too much text for a meme.

Still, good point.

Just because they met once doesn't mean they don't still want to have a dick measuring contest.

This is a great format.

Found the t_d Redditor

I’ll take tweets that didn’t age well for $500, Alex.

I’ll take tweets that didn’t age well for $500, Alex.

Luckily The Mueller didn't underestimate it.

Nobody should underestimate how much Donald Trump did to really help get Paul Manafort to where he is right now. 6/15/2018

Enjoy prison Paul, hope it was worth it.

When hannity down plays this arrest ( probably already has) and manaforts role in trumps campaign, please let everybody blast this.

It's a witch hunt, with real witches landing in jail!

Served.

Canada sends its regards, eh

Canada sends its regards, eh

Well, we have your Canadian Geeseohmygodhdhrvthdkxkxbevev

(Locks goose in bathroom)

We have your Goose.

Some odd angle/lighting at G7 made his eyebrows look funny for a second. We Real Americans hold our leaders up to higher standards of appearance than that, as evidenced by Dear Leader's Tasteful Hairdo and immaculately groomed neckflaps.

What was the source of this? My geriatric mom brought this up when the Canadian row started.

*layman

Canada is grateful. Thanks.

Inflatable Trump baby for his London visit

Inflatable Trump baby for his London visit

He's previously said he won't go uless he gets a warm welcome. Keep this up and you might just repel him altogether.

This is something I’d expect to see floating above a Pink Floyd concert.

This is real by the way. You can fund it too. https://www.crowdfunder.co.uk/trump-baby/

He's asking the British not to make fun of him. I don't think he understands British humour, making fun of people is really all we do.

Try one of these subthreads