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RECORD BROKEN WORST SEASON UPVOTE PARTY!!!!

RECORD BROKEN WORST SEASON UPVOTE PARTY!!!!

I live in Ohio and a guy wearing a Browns hat said he felt sorry for me when he saw my Orioles shirt.

End me now boyos.

Something to drink to! Like ugly cry about your ex gf in highschool that got away and is married to a doctor thinking about old pets tears in your salty beer drink to! What an absolute shit cluster fuck of a season. Never thought it would get this bad.

I'm still going to the Ostoberfest game to do this in the bullpen. It'll make the tears have much more gravitas.

One tie in 2 years has got Browns fans cocky.

3 years after the Tigers lost 119 games they were in the World Series.

Florence Preparation

Florence Preparation

He would still do $121 million dollars worth of damage

Sorry Chris

A-1 Shitpost.

Me? Or Chris? Or Duquette? Or Angelos? Really, the possibilities are endless

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Found out I had tickets to UVA night at OPACY. Figured I should dress accordingly.

Found out I had tickets to UVA night at OPACY. Figured I should dress accordingly.

Go Retrievers!

as a UVA alum this hurts badly, but take your upvote and get outta here. Following the game, I believe I receieved about 12 airbud gifs via txt and countless number of txt messages. I turned off my phone for like 48 hrs.

You should cross post this to /sub/virginiatech for maximum karma

My phone interactions went from teasing to condolences to "You ok buddy?" as the blowout got worse...that was a tough one

100th loss upvote party!!!!

100th loss upvote party!!!!
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I drew the Orioles logo

I drew the Orioles logo

These are dope. Please do all of them. Saw the dbacks one earlier tonight.

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Baldiuhs.

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That's not even a trash panda .296/10

Adam Jones in the locker room right now

Adam Jones in the locker room right now

He still has Chris Davis! Everyone loves Chris Davis!

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To be fair he did have the option to leave.

auburn fans especially love chris davis

Official "Who is left on the 2018 Orioles?" Thread

Official "Who is left on the 2018 Orioles?" Thread Adam Jones Chris Davis Tim Beckham Chance Sisco Trey Mancini Dylan Bundy Some crab cake sandwiches Meet your new 2B, International Bonus Money

Man, I know it’s the rebuild but this fucking sucks

Mr. Ripken, I... I don't feel so good

There will literally be bags of cash playing positions.

And oddly enough, they will have a better OBP than Davis.

Gausman Traded To The Braves

Gausman Traded To The Braves

posted this in the baseball subreddit but --

i'll never forget all his great starts. my favorite was his complete game against the yanks in '14. 78 pitches, and he was 4-2 with a 3.29 ERA at the time.

the barves will love their shiny new arrieta

Favorite Gausman memory is the last game (I think) in 2016 when we clinched a wild card spot

“How bout Kevin fucking Gausman” - Tommy Hunter on live TV

Did you see Jake Arrieta?

So.... key question: what does that mean for the Game of Thrones bobblehead?

https://www.mlb.com/orioles/tickets/specials/game-of-thrones

I’m so drunk right now

I’m so drunk right now

What a beautiful fucking ballpark

Another successful gimmick night, the only time the stadium is semi-full this season.

FUCK

Your upvote had me by the title. The picture was just a bonus.

So hot.

Try one of these subthreads