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13 yr olds dont have access to reddit

13 yr olds dont have access to reddit

13 year olds don't have that level of security clearance

yeah just imagine if 12 year olds got in, it would be devastating

As someone who joined Reddit as a 12 year old, I am deeply offended.

I like how you censored the names but you can still see them in the reply.

Posted on r/GoodFakeTexts, cause no one ever makes jokes with their SO

Posted on r/GoodFakeTexts, cause no one ever makes jokes with their SO

/sub/goodfaketexts puts more emphasis on the Good than Fake usually

Yeah, I found it ridiculous that people thought this was fake. Still funny tho

it reminds me of that one me_irl post

"me: i'm just writing a fake conversation to post online

my wife: spoon-feeding me caviar well at least you have a huge penis"

or something like that

It’s a reference to Revenge of the Sith where Obi Wan confronts General Grievous. He drops in and says “Hello there.” To which Grievous responds with “General Kenobi.” It’s become a popular meme in /sub/prequelmemes and other places

Edit: fixed heresy

No one ever prepares for one of the biggest days of their lives

No one ever prepares for one of the biggest days of their lives

Being subbed to /sub/weddingplanning, I've learned this actually isn't that uncommon a thing for men to do.

I mean it's not a bad idea if you think about it. You get your girl friend in a good mood and happy, she's having a good time and you're just glad that she's happy, and when you do propose the fact that her nails are on point when you slip that ring on her finger just makes the moment and the memory just a tad bit better. I'm actually shocked I didn't think of it myself, like damn that's smart.

Especially since there will be lots of pictures of the ring on her hand, want those nails lookin good

I've literally done this for my then fiance. This is not out of the norm at all

Because nobody ever gets photobombed

Because nobody ever gets photobombed

I don’t know, that’s awful damn close to the original for it to be a coincidence. Idk, man.

Oddly, both having this pic happen by accident, and taking it deliberately, strike me as equally (un)believable.

I'd agree if they were like, wearing the same color shirts, but that picture looks totally normal. It's hard to tell from the blonde girl's expression, but it might not even be that he was checking her out, just casually looking to see what those people over there were taking a picture of.

Their faces though... that’s what makes it look fake

Because nobody buys eggs, ever

Because nobody buys eggs, ever

My family did this with milk.

People NEVER remember that they need to buy a certain item, and not check with their spouse if they had already got some.

Same. Somtimes we have like 5 quarts of milk

I kept reading those as two to eighteen packs which was super confusing

Despite the pictures and the fact that dog parties exist

Despite the pictures and the fact that dog parties exist

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People who have dogs like dogs and want to get their dogs together with other dogs in a social event? Nonsense

A married person has a sex life? Impossible.

A married person has a sex life? Impossible.

/sub/ihavesex spinoff where it’s literally just people who actually have sex

It’s gonna have to be on another website then

I made a comment once where I casually mentioned my girlfriend, I was called out by multiple people as if the story was bullshit. It was really weird.

/sub/ihavesex_irl

Nobody has children

Nobody has children

Hes joking

Like when my mom spanked a man she thought was my brother and then proceeded to nearly die for the rest of the bus trip.

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Your roomamate can't walk into you playing embarrassing moments in video games.

Your roomamate can't walk into you playing embarrassing moments in video games.

The condescension is palpable, I'll never understand that

People with boring lives think people with interesting lives are lying. They also hate that they didn’t think of the lie first

Someone who doubts that has never lived with anyone. Very possible to be walked in on at an embarrassing/wtf moment

But it's not even that interesting. I don't get why anyone would even bother to lie about this. This is like half a bullet point's worth of interest, if that.

Old men can't be creepy and women can't have a weird sense of humour.

Old men can't be creepy and women can't have a weird sense of humour.

Where is someone doubting the OP? The point of this sub is people using /sub/thathappened in response to a post like this, when in fact it could possibly happen. This is just a post?

Now we need a new sub - /sub/thatmayhavehappened

Oh sure it was

This was originally posted in /sub/thathappened

Try one of these subthreads