Don't want the furniture to get hungry now do we?
It’s an antique.
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Ah, the Smiling God shines down on your vacation.
Just be careful to wear sunscreen, don't want to get too transparent.
They just levitated and made static noises
What do the hooded figures have to say about it?
What's a dog park? Who's a dog park? I don't know what dog parks are. You sound crazy. Dog park. As if.
We have enough forbidden dog parks already
I don't care what the liberals say, Nightvale was founded on good old fashioned Bloodstone circle worship, the Fish people seem like an amiable sort but can't they find somewhere else to practise their heinous religion?
Just ain't natural
Ray Troll! Have this up in my bedroom
Yeah! His stuff is great. Saw this again recently and just thought of Night Vale
should go to H&M more often, didn't know they had nice things
Divided from H&M really have hidden gems. I bet every grown-up goths only shop there.
My favorite Khakis are from H&M. Hard to find one with a decent men’s section, though.
I feel personally attacked by how true this is for me.
Now I’m concerned about blueberries as well.
They're looking a bit violet, wouldn't you say?
Of course, there's no need to worry. I'm sure they weren't grown from anything untoward.
I am concerned about the distinct lack of apostrophes in that article.