Niceguys niceguys

I drew a portrait of most of the guys I meet online

I drew a portrait of most of the guys I meet online

Hahaha nice

So many arms you have! Yes the more to tip my fedora at you M’lady!

The people who took the bait are kinda sad

Reddit doesn’t understand sarcasm or satire

Mods asleep upvote the original nice guy

Mods asleep upvote the original nice guy

he wants sex.

Greg you little fuck

Oh shit lol

He’s actually a proven sociopath.

How they think it'll work out.

How they think it'll work out.

Plot twist: he's the husband.

I think the reality is that they don't do it to get them to like them, but because they instantly have to attack them to protect their ego.

Low key how my boyfriend and I play

Yeah according to my therapist, men are socialized to externalize their pain (bullying, punching walls etc.) While women are socialized to internalize their pain (what's wrong with me?). Nice guys reaction is essentially their subconscious's way of saying:

"Well now I'm angry and embarrassed! Movies and video games have shown me that I get to externalize that anger on to you. YOU should internalize my beliefs."

I guess that's why they fetishize times before women had legal rights. (Middle ages, Victorian era etc.) I know they aren't doing this consciously but it's a really scary and backwards world view.

Guy I met once throws a tantrum because I don't answer fast enough but he's a "cool chill dude"

Guy I met once throws a tantrum because I don't answer fast enough but he's a "cool chill dude"

At first I thought him sending the same message over and over was a bug on his phone —mine does that occasionally— but when he straight up admitted he did it that definitely shows —among other things he did/said— that he is definitely crazy.

“That gives them the right to do what I did last night”.

😂😂😂😂 Jfc what a pathetic crybaby.

Low patience is one thing but 10 messages in the middle of the night to someone you don't even know as some sort of revenge for not answering? No thank you

Good call, this guy has no patience.

We got one, Folks!

We got one, Folks!

I just took a shower. WHERE IS MY DULY DESERVED SEX HOLE

so sad that his year of showering netted him nothing

He acts like showering is a huge achievement.

Inagine bragging about taking a shower

Thought I'd give online dating a go. It was enlightening.

Thought I'd give online dating a go. It was enlightening.

It's starts bad with a "fake geek girl" test and just gets worse. This is the type of guy that ends up wearing your skin at 3 a.m. on a Tuesday.

Honestly the “you seem like a dork, let me test you to see” comment is very red flag worthy to me. Like he has to gatekeep your nerd knowledge in order to talk to you? And then the getting pissed because you didn’t reply fast enough. And he thinks he’s being nice?? Ugh. I’m sorry, OP.

Online dating can be hit or miss for many people. In my experience it was a big cesspool of miss.

Ugh, I hate those. I've got work in the morning, can't you wear my skin at a more reasonable hour?

Also, she apparently called herself a dork, not a geek. I guess to this guy, dork means "PS4 exclusive gamer"?

Dude made 3 accounts after the first two were blocked..

Dude made 3 accounts after the first two were blocked..

And these guys genuinely think they are the nice ones... ha!

Just being nice bro

What is this mental illness? Is this narcissism? The complete lack of introspection

Sounds like a real knight in shining armour.

Probably.

The inverse of this sub

The inverse of this sub

The fact his name is Chad makes this so much better

I wonder how many nice guys intentionally or unintentionally set themselves up for failure because they wouldn't know what to do if a woman liked them back.

I concur

OH GOD, stop, now. You just gave me a nasty flashback of a past I'm trying to put behind me. This was the D-day equivalent of my years

Gettin rapey with it

Gettin rapey with it

Wait.. So is he passively suggesting that he'd pop a date rape drug in a person's drink?

Now that is trancendent levels of fucked up

I'm scared that so many people agree with him.

Drinks for sex.

Or “I’m too poor to buy a hooker”

Is this guy really a nice guy tho? I mean sure, nice guys are creepy, sad excuses for organisms but I think this guy is a bit too overtly rapey to qualify

Mods are asleep, actual nice guy

Mods are asleep, actual nice guy

I smell bullshit

Nap time is most important meal of the day.

I only hold open doors if (s)he is carrying something or in obvious need of assistance. I found it to be an awkward gesture even back then it was considered polite.

It's 2:47 PM in central time right now. Doubt the mods would be asleep unless they're taking a nap.

Try one of these subthreads