“Get in my mouth Phill, there’s no use fighting it.“
Sucks to be a goldfish. Have no defense mechanisms, extreme short-term mem...
Sucks to be a goldfish. Have no defense mechanisms, extreme short-term mem....
Imagine being this fish. Being sucked in by a giant slimy monster while being pressed against a clear forcefield while another giant hairy monster films you.
Not the way I want to go
Accctuallyyyy a goldfish's memory isn't that bad. The short term memory is just a myth
Orcas be crazy. That was very fishy.
My first thought was “whale I’ll be.”
KiLLeR WAleS!! /s
Where did you saw it?
Used for feeding, but also doubles as a sensory organ, which helps detect food in murky waters like in the post. It triples as predator deterrence. The saw also doubles its options for food. It has a downwards facing mouth with blunt teeth, which are great for eating shelled invertebrates like crabs or clams, but horrible for eating free swimming fish or squid. The saw allows it to not only catch fish/squid, but also break it into smaller pieces for easier eating, which its mouth is incapable of doing.
Great pic. I never understood how this contraption helps them feeding.
Weird sidewalk you have there. Looks metallic.
thats gotta be worth at least 10,000 bells, easy
I'd probably touch that. It's basically a Nokia 3310 with horns.
He’s watching what he eats
Looks like a day one Bethesda release
Keeping a close eye on his diet if u will
They still shouldn't pop through the roof of the mouth
That's a copperhead racer (radiated rat snake), well known for excessive threat displays.
Nope rope on a slip slope tryna bit folk
For some reason the pattern the rat snake has on the front looks like a stock car on a racetrack with a formula car next to it.
I think "radiated" might refer to circular (radial) patterns, but I'm not sure.
As if the ordinary moose wasn't intimidating enough
A moose that defied zeus.
Yeah real quick reminder that moose (meese?) are fucking MASSIVE units
Is the desire to seek an altered state common in mammals? I know cats, koalas, and humans do this.
You gotta feel bad for how Giraffes misunderstood the imperative to get high and took it in another direction, though. It’s similar to how priests misinterpreted the words “celebrate” and “celibate.”
Every animal knows life fucking sucks
Monkeys, apes and elephants will let fruit ferment to get drunk.
So has anyone here tried puffer fish toxin?
How good of a high is it?
This image was already posted and deleted on here. Not metal. I talked to the guy that posted it originally and it wasnt you
OP probably feels like this deer now
You don’t know it was alive when it was eaten
Look’s like one if those tree entrances in Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas, only this one leads to hell.
"Fuck this tree, in particular!"Thor
Tree that got struck by Lightning
"A tree opens a portal to hell"
I feel a sudden urge to staple bread to this