MurderedByWords murderedbywords

Shaq needs help naming his new boat.

Shaq needs help naming his new boat.

Straight up murrked.

murrked? Haven't heard that one in a while

GTA style wasted

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Just trying name a boat without being murdered.

Just trying name a boat without being murdered.

Insured by the General.

OMG, this is one of the best burns I've ever seen.

But if he actually names it that.....((shakes head)) Shaq wins.....forever. Guy is a fucking rock, can't insult him.

Great burn

Daniel George is a Stage 4 Leecher

Best thing out of Game Stop for a long time

Best thing out of Game Stop for a long time

A good return from GameStop. Worth at least 30 cents.

Like are all these corps hiring savage thugs for their social media content?

I think it's the disconnect between social media roles and traditional corporate managers. They literally have no clue what's going on

Step aside Wendy's, there's a new Sheriff in town.

This poor guy got fucking ANNIHILATED.

This poor guy got fucking ANNIHILATED.

Literally same rule as "yo mom" or "no u" right?

It is for me. Low effort, only lightly singed.

This ain’t it bro.

Hm rule 5?

Nordic murder

Nordic murder

My Swedish pride made this very hard to upvote. Did it anyway because Nordic banter forever 🇸🇪🇩🇰🇳🇴

People these days don't know what /sub/clevercomebacks is

at least you have the best death metal bands

Gonna write the same comment as I did the last time I saw this.

What happens when a stupid person moves from Denmark to Sweden? Average intelligence improves in both places.

Edit: Figured it would be lazy to not add an additional fact.

What's the best thing about Sweden? They have a bridge going straight to Denmark.

He will need some time to recover from that.

He will need some time to recover from that.

Definitely not a murder, try one of the burn subs

Well played posting this here and /sub/peoplefuckingdying so no one would repost and get more upvotes than you...

/sub/madlads

I would too

Jesus christ

Jesus christ

Call the ambulance for both of you.

Got emm

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Fictitious Girlfriends.

Fictitious Girlfriends.

☠️☠️☠️

Reminds me of the guy who answered “who would you have sex one time and why?” saying that he would like to make his dead wife happy one last time because she died of cancer (or at least I think it was something similar). Then other guy comments “I choose this guy’s wife too”

Perhaps the best reply in reddit history.

Fuckin 2 in 1 right there

No wonder Piers talks so much shit...

No wonder Piers talks so much shit...
No wonder Piers talks so much shit...

Not really murder, anyone can claim shit like this. The actual proof is what would make this murder.

I mean... sandals, lentils, and weed sounds like a great time. Better than watching some twat suck trump off.

Piers Morgan is an idiot.

Try one of these subthreads