mildlypenis

I am Groot.

I am Groot.

if u/groot exists, please upvote this thanks

1 karma 8yr account oof

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I am a bot. Comment ?stop for me to stop responding to your comments.

You have oofed 1 time(s).

I am a bot. Comment ?stop for me to stop responding to your comments.

Accounts should become free domain after they’re in-active for a year. There’s a tragic amount of amazing user names that were used once and then have been left vacant for years from people who forgot the passwords, used a fake email, or simply never came back to Reddit.

Carmel frapp

Carmel frapp
Carmel frapp

They did a real shitty job making this frappe though

With a touch of limp dick.

At the local hospital...

At the local hospital...

I think it’s funny how you circled it, but it’s clear what you took a picture of

I never know what to expect on /sub/mildlypenis... lucky for the red circle I was able to figure this one out

I don’t think you needed to put a big red circle around something so obvious lol

You pretty much circled the entire photo lmao

I was squinting at this pic for about 3 minutes before I spotted the red circle and saw what it was we were looking at. Good job OP!

Spider-Penis

Spider-Penis

That's a dangerously realistic "web shooter"

Nothing mild about it.

That's a dick.

Damn. Peter Parker's pecker is bigger than a pack of pickled peppers.

/sub/wildlypenis

Gamora shooting a spaceship's blaster

Gamora shooting a spaceship's blaster

I can't unsee this..

R34 artists, do your thing.

These carrots

These carrots

They look like they’re from a Muppet Show sketch and are about to sing.

/sub/mildlycarrot

My mother always told me "never eat singing food"

Try one of these subthreads