Tippy Toe (safe word)
I'm coming for ya record
And those girls became lesbians
Jesus christ your entire post/comment history is just you having a stroke
Comments ?! whaaat ? i thought he was casting spells
Why would you check it and curse me with this knowledge
me: *does thing*
parent: "that's not how you do it, give it to me"
*proceeds to not explain shit*
me: *still can't do thing*
So many of us really shared the same childhood.
Keep that damn light still!
And get beaten by jumper cables amirite?
To be fair Ive never seen anyone say that.
Why did i get a notification for this?
This is truly terrible. Not only have I never heard anyone use that argument, but you're lumping anti-homosexuals in with gun owners.
If my gay sister wants to carry a gun at her wedding, I don't give a fuck.
Is this loss?
Yeah, pretty much sums up everything on my end
I'm lost where am I
For anyone interested he’s said ‘wow’
Edit: I missed a few wows. Wows included in films such as “Cars, Cars 2 and Cars 3: Lightning McWow says Wow an unprecedented amount of times etc.
Edit 2: Some people’s highest rated comments are about penises. Mines about Owen Wilson saying wow. RIP inbox.
You’re teeming with screams? Can I even eke out a squeak?
If you seek to eke out even the meekest of squeaks Imma shriek.
Try again next week.
I just read them as periods so it's like a delayed sentence
No, you don't get it Charlie. They'll always be at capacity for us.
But isn't that the point?? 😳
Don't kink shame me
who fucking deeprhroats the water bottle for the ice to get into your mouth i thought drinking normally was just having the upper lip on the opening with this small opening for the water
Kink shaming IS my kink.
Playing flash games on Newgrounds while my grandparents threw tableware at each other
It’s the same now except they play Fortnite on an iPad..
Let’s keep the dream alive and show or future children what divorce really is.
I can't believe Wii is nostalgia now. I don't want to get old and die!