meirl

me irl

me irl

oof

Tippy Toe (safe word)

I'm coming for ya record

Oof

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meirl

And those girls became lesbians

Jesus christ your entire post/comment history is just you having a stroke

Comments ?! whaaat ? i thought he was casting spells

Why would you check it and curse me with this knowledge

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meirl

me: *does thing*

parent: "that's not how you do it, give it to me"

*proceeds to not explain shit*

me: *still can't do thing*

So many of us really shared the same childhood.

Keep that damn light still!

And get beaten by jumper cables amirite?

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To be fair Ive never seen anyone say that.

Why did i get a notification for this?

This is truly terrible. Not only have I never heard anyone use that argument, but you're lumping anti-homosexuals in with gun owners.

If my gay sister wants to carry a gun at her wedding, I don't give a fuck.

Meirl

Meirl

Is this loss?

Yeah, pretty much sums up everything on my end

I'm lost where am I

ffs

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meirl

OwenWilsonOfficial

OWO

58 times over the span of 19 films as of 2015.

For anyone interested he’s said ‘wow’

Edit: I missed a few wows. Wows included in films such as “Cars, Cars 2 and Cars 3: Lightning McWow says Wow an unprecedented amount of times etc.

Edit 2: Some people’s highest rated comments are about penises. Mines about Owen Wilson saying wow. RIP inbox.

Wow.

What’s this?

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me🌑irl

You’re teeming with screams? Can I even eke out a squeak?

If you seek to eke out even the meekest of squeaks Imma shriek.

Try again next week.

I just read them as periods so it's like a delayed sentence

No, you don't get it Charlie. They'll always be at capacity for us.

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meirl

But isn't that the point?? 😳

Don't kink shame me

who fucking deeprhroats the water bottle for the ice to get into your mouth i thought drinking normally was just having the upper lip on the opening with this small opening for the water

Kink shaming IS my kink.

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Meirl

Playing flash games on Newgrounds while my grandparents threw tableware at each other

Great times

It’s the same now except they play Fortnite on an iPad..

Let’s keep the dream alive and show or future children what divorce really is.

I can't believe Wii is nostalgia now. I don't want to get old and die!

Try one of these subthreads