tfw you work at test and it's not going great but not going terribly either and you refuse to cheat
This is exactly the sort of quality content I long for
I wish eat cereal right now.
I will eat cereal right now.
Oh shit it works
Is there even one instance where swapping "I wish" and "I will" actually works?
I want to my parents love me
I will my parents still loved me.
Stop. I'm mildly allergic.
How strange. I am allergic to fire also. I shall use this to create a bond and attempt a functional social interaction
I always upvote Zack and Cody's Lab
Yes, my Lorde.
when Onion rings
Onions make me cry. So do girls.
I'm convinced that mattress/furniture stores exist in a quantum superposition of grand opening and going out of business sale.
It is both and neither at once until an observer records the state at which point it becomes one or the other.
But because you know exactly where the store is located, you cannot know how fast it is going out of business because of your uncertainty about its business momentum.
All around us, all the time pairs of anti-discount mattress stores and discount mattress stores are popping into existence, forming the quantum memory foam that is the basis for the universe. Without the pressure of this quantum memory foam strip malls would collapse.
We can see evidence of this when a pair is created such that one half is within the sales radius of a supermassive furniture store like Ikea-- one of them is pulled in and the other escapes as a Hawking mattress store.
Should be cello
Yeah I play the CELLO
C - blow me
She blow that dick like a cello
Real Frasier fan > Real gamer
Yes. (Still impressive)
And why the hell would I want to stand out?
Be with the [OBJECT:CROWD] The [PEOPLE:ADMINISTRATORS] get [ACTION:MAD] when [PERSON:YOU] [ACTION:ACT] different from the [OBJECT:CROWD]
this is why I block and report all those accounts
The person who added the exclamation point is standing out in the worst possible way.
look at all those side votes