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First day of concealed carry class

First day of concealed carry class

How many times will this be reposted with different captions from people claiming to be the OP

"That’s his concealed carry outfit" - /u/Cyberus01

We can only do our part and downvote...

I do not approve of my photo being posted

27 inch sword with an LED light. Why? Because why not.

27 inch sword with an LED light. Why? Because why not.

Holy shit only 15$? fuck yeah I would buy that.

Are you implying I strike my pillow waifu??? 😤

She had a black eye when I saw her the other day, you bastard 😡

Actually it's $15. I imagine the blade would shatter if you tried to hit something harder than a pillow.

A mall ninja classic

A mall ninja classic

Not gonna lie, the rainbow throwing daggers would be nice to just display on a desk or something.

I actually think the red one looks nice.

I mean, they look pretty neat. For display, anyway.

Maybe use as a letter opener

The Chode-Knife is a grower, not a shower.

The Chode-Knife is a grower, not a shower.

I can’t think of any knife-requiring situation I’ve ever been in where this would be a better option than just, you know, a knife.

I wear shoes more days than I wear a coat, that doesn’t mean my shoes need to be a coat

So you drop your pants and pull out a 1.5 inch knife? Yea dude, Im not fighting you with your prison shower fantasy.

ehhh... this one I can kinda almost see. I wear a belt many more days than I carry a knife on me.

Do bullets count?

Do bullets count?

Clearly they should be called skullets

They’d count if they were actual bullets and not just solid chunks of metal.

/sub/enterthegungeon

Damn, they made a HD remake of Gungeon

A pelican case full of fidget spinners

A pelican case full of fidget spinners

I want this. I'd bring it to work, pull co-workers aside and in a hushed tone I'd say "hey bro, do you spin?" as I slowly open the case. Then Ill go into a 15 minute demonstration of my spinners. Maybe this will be the thing I need to get people to stop pulling me aside at work.

The lone ninja lays his case of spinners on the floor. He opens it slowly, takes one out and gives it a spin. He takes a deep breath and whispers to himself:

"Forgive me, master, but I must go all-out. Just this once."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kIsEzEmI9w

You mean like this? :

Yeah, that's someone's collection case to keep them clean and not nicked up and such.

Now, how much such a collection will be worth in 5, 10, or 20 years? Well...scrap price on metal does sometimes spike...

Is this a motherfucking tactical shovel?

Is this a motherfucking tactical shovel?

Shovel knights weapon of choice

I believe this exists because of the popularity of the Cold Steel Spetnaz shovel. If anyone is actually looking for a small spade for camping or car, the Spetnaz shovel is your Huckleberry. I have had the same one for about 15 years, and it is an invaluable tool, especially if you are cooking around a fire. It moves burning logs and embers with zero effort. Also trench run off lines around tents and tarps, banging in tent spikes, light axe work, and throwing into a dead tree at the end of the day.

Speed holes

I was actually thinking about getting one for camping but I figured get a good hatchet and a separate shovel would be better.

Do you even carry?

Do you even carry?

Maybe it was one guy with six guns.

On this episode of I have stuff but I can't remove it to use it.

Holy fucking shitballs.

I see he has that tactical .22 positioned to shoot he trigger of the revolver, that will in turn shoot the trigger of the upside down nine, which will shot the guy in front of him....but what is that other gun for? Fucking moron!

Oh he's not supposed to remove anything. In emergency situations he simply throws the pack at the perpetrator as it goes off like a firework pinwheel. Then he draws his back up.

This sword is ready

This sword is ready

Dear Lord, that's impressive in its pure insanity.

I will kill you over a cartoon about friendship.

Hoping it’s fake.

"Not only are us bronies autistic"

Ftfy katana dude.

Found clients

Found clients

teleports behind the principal, nothing personal kiddo

actually, it's *nothin personnel... kid...

I'm a bot. Complaints should be sent to u/stumblinbear

Pretty sure this is a joke, you guys.

Okay that's fucking funny though.

Try one of these subthreads