mallninjashit

How do you even hold it?

How do you even hold it?

I think you have the head towards your palm.

For sure; looking at any brass knuckle(s?) with "curved" finger holes has the "hitting" end on the outside of the curve.

I also imagine that the tops of the wings, the parts that would actually be pressing against your palm, are flat, not bladed.

Totally mallninjashit, but if I'm correct about the above assumption, then this is hardly as moronic as the Shark Knife.

Who cares? It's free lol.

Just pay $29.99 shipping!

Was watching Adult Swim informercials when I saw this. Thought of you beautiful people.

Was watching Adult Swim informercials when I saw this. Thought of you beautiful people.

Haha. This is one of the other skits people were passing around after Too Many Cooks got popular.

Rob Heubel is great. For anyone who doesn't know, this is a spin-off of his Dragon Shumway character from NTSF:SD:SUV::, which I highly recommend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7e77oXjFkIs

kind of like this

They do at least one 10minute video a year. Going back about a decade

For the Mall Ninja who doesn’t just eat takeout

For the Mall Ninja who doesn’t just eat takeout

My cutlery dreams always end with me getting stabbed...

I’d buy them if they were cheap tbh.

I bought very similar ones at Walmart for $24 for four settings.

this sub is really obsessed with oilslick

I'm the Dawg, the big bad Dawg, the bounty hunterrr.

I'm the Dawg, the big bad Dawg, the bounty hunterrr.

He's keeping the streets safe, citizen.

I want this guy to live in my neighborhood.

I'd just feel safer.

and he's wearing a baseball cap sideways...also is that a beer in his back pocket?

growling like a dry desert wind full of enigma - "How much y'all want fer them M&Ms?"

cashier orgasms

Siren Of The Sea

Siren Of The Sea

I actually wouldn't mind this if it didn't have that rainbow on it. Maybe give it a nice wooden handle

Surprised to see the tail used as a forward handstop, that's actually a good design feature. Too bad everything else about this is hideous!

the flipper tab is actually a flipper i love this knife

It’s sharp outta the box and has a nice weight to it. I bought it as a kind of joke but it’s actually decent. I wanted something to pull out of the pocket that people would go, “what the f***”?

Gf got me this as sort of a joke knowing I like knives, thought it might belong here.

Gf got me this as sort of a joke knowing I like knives, thought it might belong here.

LMAO I own that knife. Its actually surprisingly sharp! The spring wears out after a while though.

This is a knife you see in a teenagers knife collection

I was trying it out earlier, it definitely is sharp, I was fairly surprised to find out. Has some satisfying flipping action too.

Well, I am a teenager (19), and I do have a small knife collection, but other than this new addition, it consists mainly of Kershaw, Spyderco, Buck, and Opinel.

12" G10 TACTICAL SURVIVAL FIXED BLADE RAMBO FIGHTING NINJA HUNTING KNIFE

12" G10 TACTICAL SURVIVAL FIXED BLADE RAMBO FIGHTING NINJA HUNTING KNIFE

What’s the serration on the front of the blade for, cutting twigs?

United Cutlery gets all the hate but easily half of the hate is deserved by Master Cutlery AKA M-Tech.

M-Tech = Mallninja-Tech

Found this beauty on instagram this morning

Found this beauty on instagram this morning

Looks like a gunblade from Final Fantasy VIII. Except that this is a redneck version of it.

Better call Squall.

Is this supposed to shoot at itself?

Bloodborne 2 looks fucking lit.

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United Cutlery is now producing a double bladed tactical ninja katana sword in high-quality heat treated 440 stainless steel.

Mau'lady

Dew-el of the Vapes

/sub/bossfight

birga kin vs hardeON

birga kin vs hardeON

It’s KFC and McDonald’s. Feel shame for your shameful attempt OP.

Rhonda McDonald.

Think it’s supposed to be Sephiroth from Final Fantasy

Is that genderbent Ronald McDonald

Try one of these subthreads