No, Wikipedia has nothing to do with the fluctuation of the rivers.
god fucking dammit
Yes, Missouri occasionally grows in size because of its rivers, but it goes back to normal real quick.
Does anyone know if this is actually true?
What an absolute Madcat!
That menacing yet smug look on its face...he knows he is banned he just doesn't give a fook
WHO DONT BELIEVE IIIIINNN ANYTHIIIIIIIING
Unfortunately they went out of business a few years ago.
the fact that he has to say "stfu" before anybody says anything is hilarious
That's how you know he's a pretty cool kid 😎
"Not bad parenting" LOL
The title made me think this was comedy cemetery...
i dont think it works like that
pretty sure you have to include a timestamp in your report.
5 hours if they put it on double speed.
Instead of sweating Gatorade, they'll be sweating blood.
TF is a Gatorade bite?
kinda like how youre telling us now?
I've never had one before but I'm assuming it's like those Shot blocks or whatever they're called. Mostly athletes use them for a quick burst of energy since they're full of like caffeine and sugar. Plus they taste really good.
That's fucking hilarious.
The only legitimately funny madlad I've seen here yet.
This is actually pretty cool...
The maddest part is how they put icing on a paper card...
That part actually is fucked up
The bakers were the maddest lads in all of this.
This should be a fucKING feLONY. THIS IS HARMFUL TO SOCIETY! I don't pay taxes to support insanity like this in my damn country, you shouldn't either.
I pretty sure this is ironic my dude...
So was the original madlad post. Ironic madlads bring us back to our roots.
I bought my kids some gummy vitamins one time, and we got home from the store they were excited to try them, so I gave them each one, and put them back in the medicine cabinet. Unfortunately, my 4 year old (at the time) kid, decided they were delicious and wanted more of them. So he climbed on the counter, got them out of the cabinet, opened the "childproof" lid and ate the other 57 remaining vitamins. I called poison control and since they did not have iron in them, he was fine. They told me I didn't need to give him any more vitamins for 58 days.
I do the same with everything else. Sleep, food, showers, brushing my teeth.
People look at me weird
Solid choice. Now you have 2 things that are ruined
This is actually pretty funny imo
I feel like 50¢ is a lot for a shitty egg.
It's definitely better than having 1 thing that is ruined.
This guy can read me like a book!
He played us like a damned fiddle!
It's true that I didn't read the number but I didn't give enough of a shit to check for the letter, I just took their word for it
Damn he got me. That was diabolical.