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Yep.

Yep.

We live in a S O C I E T Y

Now this is epic

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Easy solution, have no unusual traits at all.

This is unacceptable

This is unacceptable

A post as old as time

A meme as old as rhyme

Barely even friends

Even just pretend

When two of them spot each other in the wild

When two of them spot each other in the wild

Can’t we just poke gentle fun on this sub?

Knowing what hentai is counts as being a neckbeard? Mkay then

Yep. Congratulations, neckbeard.

No...serious business only.

I don't know if this belongs here

I don't know if this belongs here

This seems to be an appeal to Dudebro 'Gentlemen' rather than Neckbeard 'Gentlemen', either way it's a cringetastic catch.

*slow claps* well you have a fraction of my respect for making it this far kid, but you shall go no further. You see, these are my streets, I know these streets like the inside of my waifu. You are deliciously naïve for thinking you could face the power of my wrath. Now taste my blade!

*slow claps* well you have a fraction of my respect for making it this far kid, but you shall go no further. You see, these are my streets, I know these streets like the inside of my waifu. You are deliciously naïve for thinking you could face the power of my wrath. Now taste my blade!

That is one hell of a title.

I demand satisfaction and large fries.

At least he's not using a katana I guess.

Here we are, born to be kings, we're the princes of the universe.

… I am immortal, I have inside me blood of kings. I have no rival, no man can be my equal.

My doctoral thesis.

My doctoral thesis.

North Korea women don't deserve to be mistreated like this, they have enough problems already.

My god, OP has done it! What an achievement!

Tips Fedora m’supreme leader

But there’s no tendies and delicious sweet Dewey in North Korea, so m’good sirs will not be tricked.

Spotted on a community college campus

Spotted on a community college campus

You've got to applaud the lack of embarrassment about this. I'm kind of in awe.

Gentlemen don't need pride unlike Chad Swag Boys.

all the repulsion power of a dirty windowless van with free candy spray painted across the side without the margin of error that there'd conceivably be some candy in there.

Thered be caramels from his grandma and awful sex candy he git from Spencer's.

Waifu 4 Laifu

Waifu 4 Laifu

Scientists have found a statistically highly significant correlation (p=0.001) between alcohol consumption during pregnancy and young men ~20 years later unironically sleeping with a dakimakura.

I would like to meet the one that ironically sleeps with one.

I did. And I ironically came all over it before crying myself into a shame coma ironically. Then my mom said I had to get a job and start paying rent because I'm forty, so I got a job dancing with a sign for H&R Block. I keep trying to engage various passersby in a debate, but they just keep walking because they're too dumb to realize I'm just being ironic, ironically.

Woops wrote hair instead of air. Also my syntax suck sorry.

Posted by my local neckbeard

Posted by my local neckbeard

Damn that Tyrone, always stealing all the stick women!

I like how he especially remarks that it's the 21st century and yet he believes it's only men who have jobs

I like how watching the kids play is somehow making him stew with anger/depression.

and apparently interacting with your own children is a chore

"the dominant species should never care about pleasing other weaker species like Females."

"the dominant species should never care about pleasing other weaker species like Females."

“Eating pussy isn’t manly. You know what’s manly? Sucking a dick. That’s putting another man in your mouth, giving you the power of two men.”

If neckbeards were content with fucking each other it might work out better for everyone. If only.

" I'm terrible at pleasing women but I'm great at self delusion"

I know a gay neckbeard and since he came out he's been in his first steady relationship and I'm really happy for him. He gave up the neckbeard life for the neckbear's life.

Try one of these subthreads