We live in a S O C I E T Y
Now this is epic
Easy solution, have no unusual traits at all.
A post as old as time
A meme as old as rhyme
Barely even friends
Even just pretend
Can’t we just poke gentle fun on this sub?
Knowing what hentai is counts as being a neckbeard? Mkay then
Yep. Congratulations, neckbeard.
No...serious business only.
This seems to be an appeal to Dudebro 'Gentlemen' rather than Neckbeard 'Gentlemen', either way it's a cringetastic catch.
That is one hell of a title.
I demand satisfaction and large fries.
At least he's not using a katana I guess.
Here we are, born to be kings, we're the princes of the universe.
… I am immortal, I have inside me blood of kings. I have no rival, no man can be my equal.
North Korea women don't deserve to be mistreated like this, they have enough problems already.
My god, OP has done it! What an achievement!
Tips Fedora m’supreme leader
But there’s no tendies and delicious sweet Dewey in North Korea, so m’good sirs will not be tricked.
You've got to applaud the lack of embarrassment about this. I'm kind of in awe.
Gentlemen don't need pride unlike Chad Swag Boys.
all the repulsion power of a dirty windowless van with free candy spray painted across the side without the margin of error that there'd conceivably be some candy in there.
Thered be caramels from his grandma and awful sex candy he git from Spencer's.
Scientists have found a statistically highly significant correlation (p=0.001) between alcohol consumption during pregnancy and young men ~20 years later unironically sleeping with a dakimakura.
I would like to meet the one that ironically sleeps with one.
I did. And I ironically came all over it before crying myself into a shame coma ironically. Then my mom said I had to get a job and start paying rent because I'm forty, so I got a job dancing with a sign for H&R Block. I keep trying to engage various passersby in a debate, but they just keep walking because they're too dumb to realize I'm just being ironic, ironically.
Woops wrote hair instead of air. Also my syntax suck sorry.
Damn that Tyrone, always stealing all the stick women!
I like how he especially remarks that it's the 21st century and yet he believes it's only men who have jobs
I like how watching the kids play is somehow making him stew with anger/depression.
and apparently interacting with your own children is a chore
“Eating pussy isn’t manly. You know what’s manly? Sucking a dick. That’s putting another man in your mouth, giving you the power of two men.”
If neckbeards were content with fucking each other it might work out better for everyone. If only.
" I'm terrible at pleasing women but I'm great at self delusion"
I know a gay neckbeard and since he came out he's been in his first steady relationship and I'm really happy for him. He gave up the neckbeard life for the neckbear's life.