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Real life melon bragging about giving his wife his strong 10

Real life melon bragging about giving his wife his strong 10

He posted this on his IG story yesterday, with no caption whatsoever. Whoever edited in the caption belongs on r/comedyhomicide. Nice job, OP.

10 inches is 25.4 cm for all the unfree people

jokes on you, this is double satire because someone posted it here knowing it was satire because people were posting satirical things without knowing it

Average erect penis length is 5.17 inches. SD is 0.65 inches.

So at 10 inches someone would be 6.5 standard deviations above average. Not saying it doesn’t happen but you’re a freak of nature at that point. Even at 3.9 standard deviations you’re pretty much right at the 100 percentile

Just letting people know he likes sex, a lot.

Just letting people know he likes sex, a lot.

He's a virgin, a lot. And will continue to be so, for a lot.

That font was clearly chosen by a sex machine.

I like buffalo chicken wings... a lot. So if you are in a restaurant with me... be prepared to eat buffalo chicken wings... a lot

This is probably enough to unfriend him

"I'll stick it in your mouth and clit"

"I'll stick it in your mouth and clit"

/sub/idonothavesex

“I’m going to make a hole in your clit”

pulls out powerdrill

Wait, clits don't have holes? Then where does the poop come out? .../s

There was a rumor going around in my Jr high that my older brother put it in the wrong hole of some girl, I asked for clarification from the guy telling me.."you mean her butthole?" Him: "No! The hole that girls pee out of!" I was actually kind of impressed that he knew that we had separate pee holes.

Sex with triplets

Sex with triplets

My Basement Club House. That's hysterical.

Spreading far and wide, just like the legs of my sexy gf with whom i have the sexy sex

The influece of this sub reddit is spreading far and wide and I like it.

I mean a decent script for porn

Chris D’Elia’s friend has serious sex

Chris D’Elia’s friend has serious sex

That guy is hilarious.

I mean, that's fairly possible. Other than the bragging (which is always pathetic, needless to say), I can't see the problem.

Chris is a 38 year old man. Presumably, his friend is also at least in the mid-30s. That definitely adds a level of sadness.

Maybe the mid 30s friend isn't bragging about it from a sexual perspective more of a "No idea how the fuck I did that and my body feels like death now, but I survived" sort of thing.

Bet this guy gets all the ladies

Bet this guy gets all the ladies

It’s weird when guys like that obviously brag, it’s so stupidly obvious yet they still pretend like they don’t know what you mean. “What bro? I talk about fuckig hot bitches to everyone, I call my grandma everytime I jizz on a girl and tell her about it dude”

Holy shit I just came from there looking if anyone had posted this. He just replied to me saying to grow up.

I laughed really hard at this comment, but I think it's just a bullshit act they say shit like that to seem cool, but in reality you just look like a jackass.

I think it's insecurity, but you can only feel bad for a person to a point.

Freaky in the sheets.

Freaky in the sheets.

Get you a girl who’ll rep you in public like Beverly

This is a cry for help. On a good night Beverly's husband breaks her legs. She prays there's never a bad night. Call the police.

Beverly discustang I have children on here

Grow up Beverly, ya nasty.

After I told him he had problems...

After I told him he had problems...

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Problem? Oh yeah, I can't decide which one of my girls gets to stay over after we fuck or if I should send them all home.

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From a guy who threatened to downvote me 600 times a day

From a guy who threatened to downvote me 600 times a day

When guys brag that their gf is so tight they can barely fit inside her, all I hear is "I suck at foreplay so my woman is never properly aroused by the time I start shoving my junk her way." Vaginas push out babies, they can't physically be so tight that a finger doesn't fit.

He's trying to hit all of the honorable subreddit. /sub/insanepeoplefacebook /sub/ihavesex /sub/cringe I can't wait to see him on the front of /sub/iamverysmart and /sub/niceguys too!

There's definitely an argument to be made for /sub/badwomensanatomy too

And if it is so tight you can barely get a finger in, sounds like something else isn't much bigger

What? It came up organically

What? It came up organically
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Both parts of his sentence

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Both parts of his sentence

user name ends in 69. You all should be ashamed of doubting him.

Doubt overload

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