iamverysmart

Wise man

Wise man

He drinks milk and knows how to build some shit portal in Minecraft so technically he's right

He's not wrong. Most people spend a lot of their lives swallowing liquids and knowing things.

This is sooo close to literally being /sub/im14andthisdeep

I think that you’re mistaking 15 year olds for 9 year olds

The other side of the world isn‘t enough

The other side of the world isn‘t enough
The other side of the world isn‘t enough

Just a funny joke

How is this /sub/iamverysmart? Its just an obvious joke isnt it?

To be fair you need 180 iq to comprehend it

Really I'm just too amazing a writer.

Really I'm just too amazing a writer.

Exceeding the word count by over 700% is how you fail.

He says it is for an editor. If an editor asks for 800 words they only have space for 800 words. If you give them 6000 you will be asked to trim, and if you can't do that in a few hours, you will never get a job from them again.

EDITOR: Can you write an 800 word essay on this specific thing?

SHITLORD: *hands over 6000 words of pointless bloviating

EDITOR: So... no then.

Can you make your point in a succinct and concise manner?

No. Here is a long-winded stream-of-consciousness in which I finger-fucked a thesaurus

Did he just really quote himself?

Did he just really quote himself?

/sub/uselessredcircle

I wouldn't be surprised if he did quote himself, but it's possible that he didn't actually type that. It could be a fan page?

That’s the sad part, it is his official facebook page...

Well, I first screenshotted and drew a circle around the post, then realised that it was better to just crop the pic and forgot to remove the circle. So at least it was useful once!

Many haters at the lower ends of intelligence...

Many haters at the lower ends of intelligence...

Thank you kanye!

Direct quote from the summit:

It should have been obvious, I thought it would be obvious, but I would like to clarify just in case it wasn't. In a key sentence in my remarks, I said the word "would" instead of "wouldn't". The sentence should have been "I don't see any reason why it wouldn't be Russia". Sort of a double negative.[...] That probably clarifies things pretty good by itself

Ah yes! Guess us peasants at the lower ends of intelligence needed the clarification to get it! Hurr hurr

He has the best genes. His uncle - look, his uncle taught him about nuclear. While breaking many Elton John records. Without an organ. Elton John has an organ. If he was a democrat, people would say "covfefe".

Very cool!

Most people are like potted plants

Most people are like potted plants

Tim you're such a fucking narcissist my guy

At least the potted plants have the capability of growth

B-but potted plants grow into very fruitful ones

If you don't remove yourself and the other guy from the screenshot, I'm taking it down again.

Credit to their little sister

Credit to their little sister

This really doesn’t take a genius to figure out the joke. Luckily for me, I’m a rocket scientist, and my iq is over 450, so I understood this joke without even reading it.

450 is nothing. All rocket surgeons and brain scientists have an IQ of at least 500.

They did change from Capitalising Every Word to writing normally, though...

Well if you had 500 iq, you would’ve understood my tasteful joke, and knew immediately that I actually have a intelligence quotient of 578, please smarten yourself up, as I don’t want to be caught on Reddit with imbeciles like you, who burden my day with extremely distasteful comments, that are both rude to me and my inanimate intelligence.

Their IQ is above average so don’t even TRY to insult them! Three in one special.

Their IQ is above average so don’t even TRY to insult them! Three in one special.
Their IQ is above average so don’t even TRY to insult them! Three in one special.

Someone who has to take five IQ tests seems really self conscious about it

You lucky bastard. You witnessed some history right there. My children and my children's children will speak of your name

r/I'malmostpositivethiswasachildbutimnotreallysure

This guy finally decoded the hidden message behind Picasso’s paintings

This guy finally decoded the hidden message behind Picasso’s paintings

/sub/woosh

/sub/wooshoo

You forgot those two "O"s there buddy.

Even if so, the persons clearly making a joke..

Edit: meant to reply to a comment. Ignore me.

167 IQ and not smart enough to realize that he sounds like a douche.

167 IQ and not smart enough to realize that he sounds like a douche.

Oh, he's a douche alright, but I call BS. 167 IQ and he married someone whose score is not only below average, but Borderline Deficient?

Maybe her IQ has dropped from listening to him talk about how smart he is all day

No thats straight up deficient. A full standard deviation below the norm

Edit: strait -> straight

Maybe he meant that he was married to a woman 78 years old. :)

Try one of these subthreads