iamverysmart

Their IQ is above average so don’t even TRY to insult them! Three in one special.

Their IQ is above average so don’t even TRY to insult them! Three in one special.

Someone who has to take five IQ tests seems really self conscious about it

You lucky bastard. You witnessed some history right there. My children and my children's children will speak of your name

r/I'malmostpositivethiswasachildbutimnotreallysure

It’s like jaiden Smith. They Even Have The Weird Capitalization.

This guy finally decoded the hidden message behind Picasso’s paintings

This guy finally decoded the hidden message behind Picasso’s paintings

/sub/woosh

/sub/wooshoo

You forgot those two "O"s there buddy.

Even if so, the persons clearly making a joke..

Edit: meant to reply to a comment. Ignore me.

167 IQ and not smart enough to realize that he sounds like a douche.

167 IQ and not smart enough to realize that he sounds like a douche.

Oh, he's a douche alright, but I call BS. 167 IQ and he married someone whose score is not only below average, but Borderline Deficient?

Maybe her IQ has dropped from listening to him talk about how smart he is all day

No thats straight up deficient. A full standard deviation below the norm

Edit: strait -> straight

Maybe he meant that he was married to a woman 78 years old. :)

Math is his porn

Math is his porn

like if someone was really into math, why would hyperbolic functions be surprising?

I didn't realize 10:30 was Universal porn time. Can we make this a thing?

My thoughts exactly. I think that it's just the name that sounds smart to unaware people. It's showing off with basically nothing in your hand.

Will this be in addition to the 10:00 and 11:00 porn times?

Tfw too smart to laugh

Tfw too smart to laugh

/sub/sadcringe

When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.

Why do people equate “smart” (regardless of how smart they might be) with “no fun?” Do they need that feeling of seriousness to give them a sense of self-worth? Genuinely curious.

Yeah, I wonder what kind of childhood that guy must've had to feel that way about laughing. Yikes.

r/NiceGuys crossover....

r/NiceGuys crossover....

Using "like" in every sentence isn't a sign of low intellegence, it's pretty much standard if you live in california for some reason. I hear people who failed high school and doctorate level professors say it in equal measure. I don't know its just the way, like, some people talk.

That response: A+

MY BONER IS AT

F U L L

M A S T

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A lot of people use “umm”, “you know” or “uhh” as well. It’s called a disfluency(basically a “filler” word).

Studies show that disfluencies make up an average of 6 percent to 10 percent of spontaneous speech. And all languages have them. The French say "eu" and "em," Spanish speakers say "eh" and "pues" and Japanese say "etto" and "ano" to name a few.

Edit: since this is near the top...

This is the same guy... And they are doubling down.

"People who boast about their IQ are losers." -Stephen Hawking

"People who boast about their IQ are losers." -Stephen Hawking

Because all marriages are dependent on the other half’s IQ

/sub/murderedbywords

Did he just radically change his opinion of his wife after reading a random IQ result? I'm having a hard time imagining this: sorry, I loved you yesterday but then we took those IQ tests and now I don't.

this divorce is dependent on the other's half IQ

This guy a bought a PC online because has not technically inclined. This kid in the comments had to interject.

This guy a bought a PC online because has not technically inclined. This kid in the comments had to interject.

Kid actually thinks pc master race is some club you join.

is he bragging about being in PC Master race, a sub anyone can subscribe to?

I hate douchebags like this. I don't give a shit. I just want to play a round of Hearts of Iron every now and then.

Membership cards are printed on rice cakes.

His Grandparents Were Olympians

His Grandparents Were Olympians

Advanced P.E is basically the olympics.

My grandparents were tards, so I hope this logic isn’t correct

What in holy hell is Advanced P.E.? You play dodgeball blindfolded and your legs tied together?

My grandparents were a fisherman and a seamstress. I can't fish for shit nor can I sew or knit.

My kid is also very smart.

My kid is also very smart.

Fluoride Uranium Carbon Potassium Oxygen Fluoride Fluoride

I C what U did there

Umm, ok?

Actually he's a total boron

Try one of these subthreads