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HMJB while I launch my brother over the fence

HMJB while I launch my brother over the fence

please don’t tell mom

When you get over 5 kids, most parents just give them numbers.

After eating 9, 7 seeks another victim.

I am number 5 of 8, can confirm.

Whilest I Spider-Man this wall

I love the sheer lack of effort by the women preceding her climb. I know it’s for show but it tickled me none the less

So, Muslim families and Hispanic families share the fuzzy blanket thing?

Good to know.

And black families.

United, and warm, we stand

And middle class indian families

HMJB While I do a cartwheel

HMJB While I do a cartwheel

He out there tryna get those ladies tho

I feel like there’s a psychology behind this.

Def a repost behind it

What a fucking failure

HMJB while I become the Karate Kid

HMJB while I become the Karate Kid

OOOh, she has mastered the old art of the "Monkey see Monkey do" school of Shaolin Kung-fu. that technique was said to be lost. A master has risen, yes!

That little kid is a trip....

Saaakes /sub/kidsarefuckingstupid

Adorable in every way possible

HMJB While I punch my sister

HMJB While I punch my sister

By the power of gray skull!

Begone thot

His face grrrrr

You know she had that coming a long time ago. His face says it all

HMJB while I become Spider-Man

HMJB while I become Spider-Man

I'm assuming it was a brother that took the video. I hope the parents wouldn't let that happen.

Could have been the evil sister. I can feel her satisfaction from the audible thud after her brothers body hit the floor.

Holly shit

Don't worry... his head misses the pillow.

HMJB while I jump off the roof.

HMJB while I jump off the roof.

/sub/nonoyesno

/sub/prematurecelebration

That is just a kid, otherwise I would have thought he did the soccer ball part deliberately.

I have stabilized the video for you:

It took 4 seconds to process and 26 seconds to upload.

 how to use | programmer | source code | /sub/imagestabilization | for cropped results, use /u/stabbot_crop

HMJB while I bust it ab-so-lutely tf out

Just got a text from my girl. She's leaving me for that kid. I'm not even mad, I support her choice and wish them the best.

There absolutely has to be a video of this.

She’ll come back the second she realizes he learned these moves playing fortnite.

This kid is already cooler than I am, have ever been, or ever will be. Dayum he's cookin'!

HMJB while I am having a birthday, sleeping.

/sub/holdmybeer while I light this firecracker on a bed next to my sleeping child.

Some parents need their heads examined

Let's light a big ol spark fountain on this bed next to a sleeping toddler.

Since that day Jimmy was not the same

Since that day Jimmy was not the same

"And he could never watch a Jurassic Park movie without wearing a diaper, ever again..."

This is hilarious.

Never meet your heroes.

There is: /sub/scaringchildren

Try one of these subthreads