*Throws face at ground *
Well on a bright note, you don't have to worry about saving for college anymore.
Seriously legs back and face forward. She was doomed from the start.
Looks like he already has a bandage on his hand/wrist. Danger boy.
I think that's a little girl, I could be wrong though.
Pretty sure the younger sibling is a girl. The aqua and purple jammies are quite feminine plus the shaggy flip on the back of her hair makes me think her parents want to grow it out.
Yeah pretty sure that's a sister.
Or I guess it could be a baby Florida man, who knows.
The shirt and tie really drive home the metaphor.
Cut him some slack guys, he had a long day at the office. Mondays, amirite?
...and that’s why the ground is padded.
Just a young business man.
Reliving his youth, blowing off some steam after a long day in the office
The dad is an idiot for letting his kid take the ipad on the boat.
I bet the kid is devastated and the dad is furious
I can hear the inner dialogue of the father contemplating throwing his son over the edge for good too.
Yeah taking unnecessary water-sensitive tech with you when going into a large body of water is such a great idea
I remember when my little sister did something similar. She was probably this little and was picking up something near the top of the stairs and fell forward like this. She tumbled down and hit her head on the concrete below.
I tried catching her but there was only so much a heavily overweight kid can do with the reflexes of oatmeal.
The worst thing was the sound of her head hitting. It still makes me wince and it’s been 12 or 13 years.
I’m glad this wasn’t such an extreme case.
Damn, little mans got skills
And a hoodie
Dad: you can't hug everyone
Kid: hold my juicebox
Yeah but try to be an adult at the park hugging a bunch of random kids. #ReverseAgeism
That’s how humanity should work. Free hugs, and it started with the littlest one showing us how. That kid is being raised right.
beard guy though /sub/watchpeopledieinside
Thought it was slow-mo at first
i love that she’s wearing oversized heels too lol
At least she had a helmet on
This also belongs over at /sub/contagiouslaughter ...that laugh!!
That weak “yeah” reply 😂
That's my favorite part 😆
My jaws are tensing up just watching this
I swear whenever a mom speaks from behind the camera, it’s one of the most comforting things ever.
Ok... Being a man of science there are two possible outcomes here:
You bounce almost as high as you fell from at exactly the opposite angle you hit the trampoline... This would be likely end up the same as just jumping off the roof but with an uncontrolled spin...
The trampoline breaks and you hit the ground just like jumping off the roof...
Neither of these two outcomes seem desirable... So WTF kid!
Why wouldn’t you try the shorter one first? See how it goes then decide to move up to the third freakin story
Risky one, had to check this wasn't nonononono or watchpeopledie.
Glad it turned out as well as it did. Bet the hospital bill was not cheap.
Maybe he did?