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Finding the perfect sledding hill.

I don't know what the end game was here. No attempt to steer or bail. /sub/kidsarefuckingstupid

Good way to test if your kid needs glasses?

Yea, kid didn't react at all until right before collision.

damn, came here to post that sub

HMJB while I teach my sister how to fight.

HMJB while I teach my sister how to fight.

You can tell from her kick that this isn't her first time fighting.

All I hear is Joe Rogan screaming and Goldberg saying ITS ALL OVER

You can also tell from her untethered rage that her brother has probably been fucking with her too much, she’s over it!

Source: had an older brother who play fought too rough and one day I almost broke his ribs because I went hard back at him 🤷🏼‍♀️

She has a bright future in Muay Thai

HMJB while I break dance 😂

HMJB while I break dance 😂

Every parent of a young child knows these annoying LBB videos!

Why would you post this in HMJB? No body cares about your kid doing fuck all unless they get hurt in here.

He doesnt fall, this is not funny, so really.. go to /sub/parentswhogiveafuck and don't bother this sub with your 'oh look at my kid doing something only i think is cute' videos

also, check rule 1 and 9..

Anyone else think the TV was falling?

This is great.

HMJB while I catch dad with this net

I feel like the dad forgot he wasn't an actual fish trying to get away

So much for dad reflexes...he must be an uncle

I am a dad of 3. We were at a party one afternoon and i am in a conversation with my cousin who has no kids. In the corner of my eye, i see my youngest son (4 yr old) come running towards me full pelt. I am standing next to a table that is bang on his head height. I clearly see what is going to happen and calmly place my hand on the corner of the table - for about 5 seconds. Then bam!! My son runs into my hand, looks at me and runs off. I clearly saved him a split open head! This was all mid conversation and a complete side issue. My cousin was gobsmacked, took a few moments to registered what happened and then burst out laughing! Can confirm that dad reflexes are the real deal!!

/sub/stepdadreflexes

HMJB while I do a back flip off this seesaw

The pre-teen boy inside of me wants to go next. The parent inside of me wants to tell them to knock it the fuck off.

Someone get these kids a real gymnastics gym and a teacher. There's a lot of natural talent there.

Love how both of them turn around, you can almost hear the “ooh.”

HMJB while I jump from 5 times my height

HMJB while I jump from 5 times my height
When my son was around 3, he dragged all the couch cushions from the house to the bottom of the basement stairs and jumped from the top.  He did it twice before I busted him, then I let him do it once more so I could take a picture - then it became a banned activity lol

Edit:  The jump https://imgur.com/gallery/s28KBuM

When my son was around 3, he dragged all the couch cushions from the house to the bottom of the basement stairs and jumped from the top. He did it twice before I busted him, then I let him do it once more so I could take a picture - then it became a banned activity lol

Edit: The jump

That kid is going places... one of them might be a hospital, but places

Yup. Not great quality because I pulled it off Facebook....and it was loaded when FB reduced the picture quality a lot....but...here you go!

The jump https://imgur.com/gallery/s28KBuM

Yup. Not great quality because I pulled it off Facebook....and it was loaded when FB reduced the picture quality a lot....but...here you go!

The jump

Do you still have that picture?

HMJB while I blow out this candle.

/sub/wholesomememes

Nice job daddy!!! Happy birthday little man!!!

That candle looks more like a 3. Or an 8, but I have my doubts.

How old do you think this kid is? I'm going 4.

HMJB while I jump into this chair

YOU DIED.

I love the dog's reaction at the end. Like, 'are you okay, tiny master?'

Damn mimics.

The dogs reaction is killing “damn, you good dude?”

Try one of these subthreads