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Stamkos turns on his afterburners to score his 12th goal of the season

Stamkos turns on his afterburners to score his 12th goal of the season

Easy to skate that fast when you have a bionic leg

His "doctors" were probably yelling for him to slow down in fear people would realize he has robotic legs now.

Screw it, I fucking love seeing Stamkos pot it.

His leg isn't the only part of him that's bionic.

Seattle can begin NHL expansion process

Seattle can begin NHL expansion process

Oh man the Vancouver Seattle rivalry is gonna be intense.

So who realigns to the Central if this happens? Arizona? Or do you think a team will be actually moved?

edit: move->Realigned.

Yeah you say that wait until you hear shit from fans of your rival team almost daily.

Wait until you watch them raise the cup multiple times while your team rebuilds.

Wait till the bandwagon fans start coming out of the woodwork telling you how they "were always fans" when you rival fans team used to play for empty arenas.

Wait till they tank for two generational talents and then wait until your asshole rival fan friends rub that shit in your face because your team is too proud to tank for talent.

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As part of buying majority stake in Canes, Tom Dundon has agreed to not apply to relocate the franchise for a period of 7 years - a standard clause in NHL purchase agreements.

As part of buying majority stake in Canes, Tom Dundon has agreed to not apply to relocate the fra...

The Thrashers look into the camera like they're on the Office.

I honestly think Canes fans have the right, for just one day, to say “Suck it Quebec” as much as they want.

Quebec can suck my dick and Hartford can suck my balls

Quebec City sets their clocks to 2023.

Dallas businessman to be Hurricanes' new majority owner

Dallas businessman to be Hurricanes' new majority owner
Dallas businessman to be Hurricanes' new majority owner

Surprised Bettman still lets Dallas businessmen acquire NHL teams

I think the word "Dallas" means that's never happening.

There's a VERY big rivalry between Houston and Dallas. So much so that it ever bleeds into real life. (plus i was much making a joke)

Apparently, Dallas hates Houston and Houston hates Dallas...

LeBrun: "Bettman says Arizona still working on arena plan and says he doesn't consider them a re-location candidate"

LeBrun: "Bettman says Arizona still working on arena plan and says he doesn't consider them a re-...
LeBrun: "Bettman says Arizona still working on arena plan and says he doesn't consider them a re-...

the commissioner would never say that until it’s basically inevitable. If they aren’t a candidate no one is. Rooting for them to make it work though

Florida, Carolina and despite what he says Arizona

Growth stops when they stop putting teams in places where there aren't already fans. Y'know, like Nashville, Arizona, Carolina, Florida x2, Las Vegas, etc. The game is growing. You can fault Bettman all you want, but he has grown the game. Just not really in Canada...

Price for Seattle expansion is $650 million

Price for Seattle expansion is $650 million

Carey Price left exposed in the 2021 expansion draft.

Could you fucking imagine this entire sub being the GM of a team and transactions were based on upvotes

Everyone Venmo me like $5, we will get there

hes a good goalie, and an expansion team needs one of those for sure, but doesnt that seem a little steep?

Patrik Laine plays 'Call of Duty' with Aleksander Barkov: 'He's always online' - Sportsnet

Patrik Laine plays 'Call of Duty' with Aleksander Barkov: 'He's always online' - Sportsnet

Man, Laine can actually tell these kids he's fucked their mom, and he'd probably be right

Probably one of the best moments of my gaming life was playing NHL against Mitch Callahan, while controlling digital Mitch Callahan, and kicking the shit out of Mitch Callahan with digital Mitch Callahan.

Maybe that's how Laine is so good in shootouts; constant search and destroy matches talking with Barkov in game chat.

this is why they hate us

Dreger : "Seattle expansion was definitely discussed by executive committee today. Bettman expected to address next step this evening."

Dreger : "Seattle expansion was definitely discussed by executive committee today. Bettman expect...

YEAH, FUCK OFF BUDDY WE ABSOLUTELY NEED MORE SEATTLE HOCKEY. FUCKING EVERY TIME THIS CITY STEPS ON THE ICE WE WIN A CUP. FUCKING CITY DIRT NASTY MAN. DOES FUCKING LAS VEGAS HAVE A STANLEY CUP I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO BUD. I'M FUCKING TELLING YA SEATTLE "FUCK THE NUCKS" METROPOLITANS ARE POTTING A CUP IN 21 CALLIN IT RIGHT NOW. CLAP BOMBS, FUCK MOMS, WHEEL, SNIPE, AND FUCKING CELLY BOYS FUCK.

Tbh I wouldn't be looking forward to another expansion draft anytime soon. Last one was stressful enough for me.

Damn the NHL is not kidding with Seattle. The window is open NHL, go for it!

This just might be the best version of this pasta.

Hearing 1 game for Matthew Tkachuk, so that’s tonight in MTL

Hearing 1 game for Matthew Tkachuk, so that’s tonight in MTL

Honestly it's not enough. Not because the play itself was deserving of more than 1 game, but because of the reputation he is building and how recent the last offence was.

So not only does Montreal get to play another team the night after we played them, they also get to play the flames minus Tkchuck. You’re welcome Montreal

Thank you OP for changing it to MTL

Edit: I just realized it's CAL vs MON tonight

Agreed. A player will never learn their lesson if they only get 1 game suspensions. Just intices them to do it again cause the damage will be minimal in their eyes.

EDIT: Words

Canucks' Prospect Elias Pettersson has just had a 4 point game

Canucks' Prospect Elias Pettersson has just had a 4 point game

With 4 assists today he now has 35 points in 25 games played, leading the SHL.

lucky

It's kind of hilarious, really

I guess 5+5+5+5 will eventually yield a 1. Canucks are gonna have quite the young core.

Pretty good. I had a 6 point game in my beer league last night tho.

You just have to laugh

Try one of these subthreads