hockey

San Jose Ducks

San Jose Ducks

Quality Shitpost. Here’s my upvote.

Was ready to come in here and ask for this to stop, but good on ya.

Maybe the teal and black combo, but the Ducks also used to have teal.

Yes!

The Ottawa Canadiens

The Ottawa Canadiens

:D

This is fantastic. Have we reached peak off-season?

Sometimes I wonder to myself, when and how will I die? Will I die surrounded by loved ones at old age? Will I fall victim to an accident early in life, or disease?

I never dreamt I would get a real answer, yet here we are. Today I die. My eyes will bleed until there is no blood left in my body, all because I looked at this fucking monstrosity.

He's so happy!

The New York...Rangers?

The New York...Rangers?

There's something very wrong and unsettling about this....like placing two arbitrary blue lines to limit offense on the ice or something.

Well it's not long island. It's Manhattan. Had to do a double take myself

Well this is atrocious...the entire South fork is missing.

And fuck the rangers

Good ole Henrik Snow

The Ottawa Canadiens

The Ottawa Canadiens

This is my favorite hybrid.

Unrealistic. It looks happy.

When the eyebrowless Sens logo is taken too far

Thanks, I hate it.

Japanese Bootleg Ottawa Maple Leafs cap

Japanese Bootleg Ottawa Maple Leafs cap

I hate this, but I think Ottawa fans may hate it more. Therefore, I like it.

It's digusting

I wish it said 'Ottawa Canadiens' on it

I don't think you want that

Alex Ovechkin and Nastya Ovechkina welcome their first child, Sergei Aleksandrovich Ovechkin

Alex Ovechkin and Nastya Ovechkina welcome their first child, Sergei Aleksandrovich Ovechkin
Alex Ovechkin and Nastya Ovechkina welcome their first child, Sergei Aleksandrovich Ovechkin

Born on 8/18/18

Jesus

Caps call Dibs

Nikita Malkin and Sergei Ovechkin are going to fucking destroy this league in 20 years.

A palindromic date too. Which...isn’t really relevant...just fun....

The Calgary Oilers

The Calgary Oilers

What is wrong with you

If someone gives me a job I'll stop making these.

Drugs are bad mkay

I'm so sorry. Also, I tried making a different version, but it just made it look like the O had a uvula lol

Spotted in Ottawa

Spotted in Ottawa

I was walking home in Sandy Hill and thought someone was staring at me from the second floor. Got a good laugh after realizing what/who it was.

Here's a version you can see a bit better.  

EDIT: Fixed the perspective a wee bit too.

EDIT: Fixed the perspective a wee bit too.

Now strap him to a model train "Home Alone" style to ward off Melnyk coming to steal from the homeowners.

You always see interesting stuff living in Sandy Hill

The Edmonton Flames

The Edmonton Flames

I think the subeddit of loser of the Battle of Alberta should have to put this picture on their sidebar of the subreddit for the summer.

some people just want to watch the world burn... so they add oil to the flame...

I thought you were told to delete this.

I'm a rebel

18 years worth of broken sticks totalling way more money than I’d like to know, but at least they’re getting a second life

18 years worth of broken sticks totalling way more money than I’d like to know, but at least they’re getting a second life

I see a Warrior "The Johnson" in there. That was my favorite stick when I was in high school, thought it was the funniest thing lol. Awesome table though! Might have to do the same with all my broken twigs

Now you just need to burn that couch.

The matching gloves were called Strokers

A kid on my bantam team had the matched set

Just regular minor hockey and high school hockey, plus the last two years of rec hockey at university, I went through a lot of sticks in high school but I’d say only like 75% of the sticks are actually mine, snagged a few from friends

Try one of these subthreads