You thought you were gonna be honor rolled but instead you got Rick rolled
This is a good one, real good.
Question 1: I am never gonna ________ a) Give you up b) Let you down c) Run around and desert you d) All of the above
Him and his buddies are getting a good laugh about this in the lounge.
This is that chick that promised a bunch of people custom made hula hoops ...took their money and dipped the fuck out. I'm pretty sure there is a page out there dedicated to calling her out on it. She is hot af though.
Since when does hula hooping has an age req--
Oh I see.
She's at least 18 right guys? Guys?!
Missed opportunity for loop
+1 for honesty
It was a calculated risk and also I’m not good at looping things :(
Lets just turn away from the guy whos having a seizure instead of trying to help him. Good. Job.
I like the guy that evacuates his seat without looking up from his phone to see what he's running away from.
You wouldn't do this in NYC as you'd actually get hepatitis from laying on the floor of a subway car.
The guy on the floor when he sits down look at the guy next to him. Biggest smile on his face. That stunt made his day!
It looks like a glitch in a video game
Skyrim Giant death
I like how the cameraman starts to follow the deer for a bit before deciding that it's not coming back
That's fucking terrifying
Must be watching a tennis match
My dog does this. Adopted each other 5 months ago and I have recorded her sleeping like this in my lap 3 times now. Kinda freaky the first time.
That's not sexual harassment.
The civil discourse in this thread will undoubtedly be both engaging and enlightening.
Context matters with something like this.
Has everyone forgotten how to stand up for themselves? Buncha goddamn pussies everywhere.
Hard to tell since no one on Reddit is an actual cat.
Does the cat know it can do this? Or is that just straight up panic mode?
Thousands of years and they still be fooled.
Cat: "Urgggghhhhhhhhhh! Now I have to find a new hole to sit in!!!!!!"
Sensing a weak link in the herd, the hidden predator strikes. It's all over in a moment. The SUV will eat well tonight.
Damn that dude actually reacted fast to a flying car launched out of an underground cave.
The ambulances will have to wait their turn.
Or he might've lost control, gone into the median and been a surprise flying car to the other direction of traffic, potentially instigating an infinite loop of flying cars.
Do what you must, I have already won.
I was waiting to see the kid vomit.
It scares me how much I understand the feeling. Taking a deep breath as you haven't had an adequate supply of oxygen in your lungs since the food arrived. Unable to move your body from the sheer weight of the food youve just sent to the deep, dark, seemingly endless abyss that was once your stomach. Trying to fight off the sweet embrace of the food coma like a toddler trying to fight mike tyson. Then right as you're about to succumb to sleeps loving grasp, the rumbling of your colon starts. That's when you summon strength from some unknown location within you to just barely pull yourself to the bathroom before you unleash Armageddon upon the poor defenseless toilet, which Is going to take a beating that would make Rihanna twitch. Then, after all is finished, you slowly shuffle to your bed (or the couch) as to not irritate your ruptured asshole. Then you gently lay on your back, close your eyes, and escape into darkness. There are no dreams, not this night. Your body needs every bit of energy to process the aftermath of the last hour, and prepare for when you awaken, hoping from the bottom of your heart that your toilet has somehow miraculously survived your savagery....
Don't worry kid. I know how you feel, it's going to be okay... it's. Going. To. Be. Okay.
Exactly how I feel after lunch at my desk