Someone get this poor bastard a hair dryer.
Fish was probably dead and floating before the water froze completely
How quickly did that water freeze? Is that normal where you live to have fish trapped so close to the surface?
Oh lawd, he comin’.
My name is Barry Meowllen. And I am the fastest cat alive. When I was a kitten I saw my mother killed by something impossible. My father went to the kennel for her murder. Then overfeeding made me the impossible. To the outside world I am an ordinary fur-ensic scientist, but secretly I use my speed to fight crime and find others like me. And one day, I'll find who killed my mother and get justice for my father. I am the Flab.
It was definitely dinner time
What a unit
Since it is hard to tell and OP didn’t mention it, this is a cross post from /sub/reallifedoodles
It’s not a turkey with shit taped to it. It’s drawn on in post.
You've obviously never felt the pride of owning a Nissan.
Oh thank god, I thought turkeys were