gatekeeping

A facebook gem

A facebook gem

How come he has so many pictures of men posing seductively in jeans?

if i wear saggy pants will OP send me more pictures of tight-pantsed cowboys?

Because real men aren't afraid of sexuality. Real men choke back the tears and do what the photographer asks.

/sub/suddenlygay

Gatekeepers

Gatekeepers

In order to be on gate keepers it can't be an actual gate keeper keeping a gate. Just gate keepers keeping metaphorical gates. Otherwise well have too many pictures of gates with keepers. This gate keeper gate keeping has been gate keeped.

Smartarse.

You’re not a real gatekeeper unless you literally stand in front of a gate for hours at a time.

/sub/gatekeepers -ception

Yeah, because absolutely no-one watches old movies

Yeah, because absolutely no-one watches old movies

Watch face on a fruit? Never heard of it

No, stupid, they're referring to the old movie "Cogs and Citrus"

Ir's almost like people enjoy extremely popular movies from the past.

in america, the film was renamed "Clementine Rolex"

Completely missing the spirit of football :(

Completely missing the spirit of football :(

If you can't list their addresses and their burglar alarm codes you're not a real fan.

I find it odd that specifically sports fans seem to think that if You can't list every player and everything about them on your fav team, you "aren't a true fan".

You see this in everything. Oh that's your favorite band? Name every member, song, instrument, album.

Oh that's your favorite show, actor, artist, etc etc etc.

It's not even close to just sports fans. Most sports fans aren't like that.

Truth is a lot of people just like to gatekeep. They want to feel special and unique. Not including others makes their thing more exclusive and thefore makes them feel special. It's rooted in being an insecure asshole.

Well, that’s my speciality

City folks just don't understand the joy of having your ass liked by a horse.

City folks just don't understand the joy of having your ass liked by a horse.

I feel uncomfortable with this weird ad.

You just don’t get it

So I guess this ad is implying that farmers/country people enjoy doing very questionable things to animals.

Damn city folk

If your boyfriend doesn't have a fairy, you have a girlfriend

If your boyfriend doesn't have a fairy, you have a girlfriend

The original gatekeeper

All right, this sub was fun while it lasted. Bye guys.

satire. it's satire. am i /sub/wooosh ing? or are you serious?

It's the weekend. Satire is acceptable. (I do notice, however, it's missing the flair.)

My State > Your State

My State > Your State

I'm sure Hawaiians are impressed.

For what? A decade? Before that it was Mexico.

Yeah for real. Texas history really is fascinating but the only reason Texas was ever an independent nation is because the United States wouldn’t offer them statehood no matter how much they begged.

A fucking kingdom > a country !

Gotta expose these fake fans.

Gotta expose these fake fans.

I think this might be satire

Edit: I think I might be an idiot

What gave it away? The flair?

Hello there!

Gotta expose those who can't read.

Sorry!

Could the dog name any songs at all?

Could the dog name any songs at all?

I think this needs a satire flair

I heard that dog wasn't even a fan till they released their first ep...

Where Beagles Dare.

Crossbreed Moments

Congrats on failing....

Congrats on failing....

Might as well just throw that baby in the goddamn trash, you idiot. You moron. You coward.

These types of mothers are the worse. They treat motherhood like some sort of Facebook competition

As the loving son of someone who saved my spine by having a CSection, fuck this insipid bitch and all the Facebook moms like her.

Yeah, real mothers let their children die :)

Try one of these subthreads