Best pick up lines

Best pick up lines

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around a little?

Read as many of them as you can, as fast as you can.

I’ve got a very sexy learning disability. What’s it called, Kif?

-sigh- Sexlexia

This half date is over!

Dis isn't a war, it's a moider.

Dis isn't a war, it's a moider.




"Are you ready to operate Doctor?" "I`d love to, but first I have to perform surgery."



Amazon Prime.

Good news, everyone!

I literally came here to say this. The absolute state of the shipping industry as predicted by cartoons.

I need this on a t-shirt

My new wallpaper (ubuntu/windows)

My new wallpaper (ubuntu/windows)

Goddamn do you have a link to the pic?

Edit: posted below https://www.behance.net/gallery/18362139/FUTURAMA-3D-part-1

I think he has a seperate pc with ubuntu, and he uses synergy. Look it up! Its pretty neat


Wait how tf do you have two operating systems on one PC?

The Original Party Worm

The Original Party Worm

Wimmy wam wam wozzle!

Is that Chuck Norris in his mouth?

I need a slurm

Someone's going to say it so it might as well be me.

She's cute.

When someone insults Futurama

When someone insults Futurama

“I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.”

"Try this kids at home!"

Don't try this kids at home


It’s times like this we need hypnotoad to...persuade

This one for our guitarists 😘

This one for our guitarists 😘

This is super cool!

Love it

Bender Bite-My-Shiny-Metal Strato-Ass-ter.

I guess a robot would have to be crazy to wanna' be a rockstar.

Seymour and Fry's nephew always get recognition, but how about Leela's parents for watching out for her without her even knowing?

Ngl that reveal almost had me in tears. Morris and Munda are fucking angels 👏🏼

A much bigger tearjerker than the others imo!

Agreed they do deserve recognition

Makes me wonder whether the AC system is connected to the sewers.

35 episodes and nearly 3 years later, Bender's graffiti remains

35 episodes and nearly 3 years later, Bender's graffiti remains

I've said it once and I'll say it again: no other show has come as close to it's attention to detail than futurama

Bob's Burgers has had some pretty neat continuity too. To this day, Bob has his half-drawn tattoo on his back whenever you see him without a shirt on and the ice cream machine still has dents from the shark bite!

I love the flashback where the crew was returning from the Titanic disaster and you can see Bender casually throwing away the bracelet Countess de la Roca gave him in her final moments

The graffiti is a reference to the artist space invader for those who don't know

I love the meaning behind this sentence.

I love the meaning behind this sentence.

I never caught the deeper meaning until now. Good find OP. Rare that we get a genuinely new observation anymore.

I realized this the second time I saw the show. Makes me all fuzzy every time I see the ending of that episode.

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