I thought the first one was "No sleeping bag threesomes."
I believe it actually means "Mandatory" unicorn to enter.
Apparently I've had this picture on my computer since 2003 just for this moment.
Thought the third one was “no dogs.” Silly me.
I bet the women are just lining up.
as a single dad in early 30's; can confirm, no one is lining up
That arrow suggests he's looking for a woman roughly the same height as the family dog.
Are you starting out your dates asking, "Hi, will you be a new Mommy to my 3 kids, dog and cat?"
Photo on the left is William H. Macy. The two photos on the right are of Frank Gallagher, the character he portrays in Shameless.
Fuck off frank
Love Shameless is my guilty pleasure
Reposting from something that was showcased on a late night talk show? Risky move and pretty shameless.
He looks ever so slightly like Tim Robbins. Maybe it is just me.
It's his brother, Baskin.
FINALLY. A subway/metro pic that is Washington, D.C., my adopted home and perpetual swamp.
David S. Pumpkins 🎃on Christmas🎄
That boss has a high respawn rate too.
No this one was good.
I cast powershell!
+3 def, +3 resist
Really my computer has it set to autorespawn. There's no winning.
My computer is like a sorority slut with a latex allergy.
For context, Superman invited Martian Manhunter to stay with his family during Christmas. MM is also at the table, Mr. Kent isn't just going crazy.
And later when he sees Superman trying (and failing) to use X-ray vision to peek at them... Man, what a great episode.
My personal favorite arc in that episode is the Flash one. A villain actually helps fix some toys for some kids at his request, after knocking him out cold. When Flash comes to, he's actually surprised and asks the villain if he's booby trapping the toys somehow.
"It's Christmas, Flash" (while looking disapprovingly).
This is why I love the Kents as parents. They were given a abnormal situation (Clark) and came up with unique and creative ways to give their son a normal and loving home.
Love the look on Jonn's face in that scene. Its "i cant believe this is the strongest man alive" look!
How many have cocks?
Plus A lil ugly one
My friend went to Muay Thai camp in Thailand, and the guys at the camp told him to be careful because the gorgeous ones are usually men.
There's some stiff competition out there.
Oof. Who knew you needed a cup for a half marathon ...
Even my wife winced!
Nah can’t be there’s a share button
Batman watches porn confirmed
Thank you stranger
What browser is this?
You’d think after he beat off 10 cops they’d let him finish
What a fucking legend, I'd shake his hand.
On second thought...
Give that man a medal of some type And some kind of rehab
Wait he beat off the cops and himself?