He's the hero Catham deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
You ever dance with the red dot in the pale moonlight?
"He's the hero Catham deserves, but not the one it needs right meow." FTFY.
"It would be very painful... for mew"
Plus still giving the bump when the kid was clearly throwing shade
Edit: I'd like to thank /u/mike9797
Through his comment all other comments are possible
You can tell he's a bro and wont leave anyone hanging.
Shaq fists 30 asians
Edit: You're welcome for the warning guys.
Noot Noot, motherfucker.
Oh my God. I used to watch Pingu every day after school. Those subs!!
Nootflix and [chastising sounds]
Insurance Company: So you snuck up on a tree, tried to have sex with it, and it rebuffed your advances and threw you to the ground? Claim denied!
Seems like this is what the skydiving company submitted, not the person who broke his leg. See use of "Himself" and "He" rather than "Me" and "I".
You should see the claim sketch from the trees perspective ...NSFW!!
Signing a waiver doesn't mean that you can't sue, or pursue damages from their insurance.
I don't work for a skydiving company, but most companies regularly require that incident or accident reports are completed after injuries. Insurance company would want copies of these reports to defend the insured against claims or suits.
I definitely read this as mmm yaaaasssss
Most photographed maccas sign in NSW
"should we get some Mickey D's?" "Yass queen!"
That's nothing. I waved my hand in front of the sun and it burned off.
That was you?!
That's nothing, I blinked and it disappeared.
You cannot hit a hologram. Idiots!
Found a .
No offense but the other guys girlfriend is prettier.
That kid will grow up to be a total square.
Perfect. I just introduced my 5 year old to the ICUP bit yesterday to great acclaim.
Either this is another joke sticker... or American Standard has gotten in on the joke.
"Ahh yes father, cracking wordplay! Whereas I was led to believe you needed assistance in spelling two simple words, I was caught in your snare of wit! But if you will excuse me, I must be going. There is an orange at the door who is to this point unidentified."
I'm sure the guy next to you was happy to hear the camera click.....
Mmmm.... I am an illegal alien. Must be a relative of Beldar's.
Do you know how expensive plastic surgery is?!?
She looks like she could tell you the 5 billionth digit of pi without even breaking a sweat.
Yeah she should definitely get that fixed. It's gonna cause some trouble at customs
Actual conversation and understandings.
Guy 1: "Hey it's windy today
(What guy 2 heard): "Hey it's Wednesday."
Guy 2: "No it's Thursday."
(What guy 3 heard): "I'm thirsty."
Guy 3: "So am I, let's have a beer "
From someone who is partially deaf and can read lips, these words are commonly mistaken.
You da real MVP.
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