Okay this is great. And you roll a proper cone. Have an upvote
I like how he takes a bath in grinder first.
LOL.. just reminded me something.. A driver turned in a grinder that looked like a stack of coins.. Stunk to high heaven of pot.. Left it on the school bus. The next day, that twit actually asked for it the next day "I left my art project on the bus, some coins I glued together.".. Police were waiting in the office when they got to school, that moron actually brought and OZ to school on the day he was asking for his pot grinder back. Kids these days.
How about an uptoke?
Look if the stats are good I will wear it.
"At least my dick is safe"
No, his dick fits into the balls part, the "cock" is actually a thermos for chai latte.
Does his dick, actually, go inside it? Either way I'd argue that it actually makes for a more prominent target
Blood in, blood out. Or Bound by honor. Depends on what it's called. Fucking great great movie.
Si, carnal. Vatos Locos forever.
You're probably not supposed to understand what they're saying.
[Speaking in Spanish]
It needs to be put in as extra credit somehow.
Forgot in the differences columns
Can Smell What He is Cooking : Does Not Cook
Good thing it wasn't for a grade.
Wait. Isn't it wrong to do something that's not for a grade?
Have you ever seen the rock getting destroyed?… That's what I thought.
Analogy is spot on. That sentence you wrote is fucking terrible. My goodness.
In the middle of being terrible, it kept being fucking terrible.
Obligatory thanks for the gold.
Since we're helping, OP, the past tense of lead is led. Also, you should combine the first and second sentence into one.
Damn all you have to do is post something funny enough to get on the front page and you get free paper writing help! If only I was funny...
Who's a good boy now, bitch!?
Who's the bitch now, bitch?!
I love how he brought down the thunder of dog with that hammer paw.
Well its just playing. Hes not a dick. I did the same and my dog loved me over everything.
I can't afford coke. I can barely afford rent.
If you did coke, maybe you'd be able to earn that rent money.
Classic coke addict thinking
Rehashing Daniel Tosh jokes from years ago? What are we, 15?
Who else thought the girl next to him had no trousers on at first glance?
Should've worn a beanie the same color has his skin
I remarked, where are her knickers?! Good day sir!
What a dickhead
This reminds me of when back in middle school my homeroom teacher made brownies for us. Everything was going fine until someone asked what's a carrot doing in my brownie. Turns out she had baked vegetables into the brownie to make them healthier. Still pretty good though
I thought they were gonna be pot brownies.
Leslie, I just googled your symptoms and it says you may have 'network connectivity problems'...
Chandler: Phoebe, were these "funny brownies"?
Phoebe: Not particularly. Although I do think they had pot in them.
she held on waaaay longer than necessary. i think they just fell in love
Is this how lesbians are made?
I know I did!
That was no accident.