Why do Grandpas always write mostly in caps but pepper it with lower case letters seemingly at random? That could have been written by my Pope if the content was different! EDIT: my POPI is not the pope, though he might claim to be after he ties one on.
Today was a good day.
He's totally gonna use that picture on his Tinder profile.
That could have gone way worse.
"Lousy Smarch weather"
Hey!! I own one that looks just like that.
Wait, they all kinda look the same.
That is because Yugos are cheaper than professional curling stones.
That would be the scariest most exciting moment of my life!
The ant seems to be winning