Facepalm facepalm

Obama Care was a great president!

Obama Care was a great president!

Thanks for the circle wouldn’t have understood what was happening otherwise

/sub/uselessbluecircle

/sub/woooosh

Obviously 2 people partaking in a joke

This hurts to read.

This hurts to read.
This hurts to read.

Who the hell would think there are eggs in egg salad. Duh..No one told me.

/sub/casualchildabuse

Yo, everybody, it's just a meme, anybody can come up with a caption for a photo. Don't let it incite a deep inner anger towards incompetent mothers parents out there, it's likely not true.

Edit: a more credible source

I'm Irish not white.

I'm Irish not white.

“I’m not white. I’m the MOST white.”

I’m not dumb, I’m stupid

Up until the 60s Irish and Italian people were considered their own races for some reason. At least on the U.S. east coast.

To be fair, white supremacists don't see Irish people as white. I don't know quite why, I just remember reading a story on 4chan about this guy who used to be a white supremacist and he knew an Irish guy that was hanging out with the white supremacists he knew, when they found out he was Irish they beat him quite badly.

*Facepalm*

*Facepalm*

This was a thing at my school too.

Hell yeah. Mavis beacon ftw

Yeah I’m pretty sure this is a common thing not a facepalms m8. It was a thing at my school also

/sub/facepalmfacepalms then?

Yea, that’s not how pH works...

Yea, that’s not how pH works...

And while you’re at it try our new sports drink where we add each electrolyte by hand

The best part is that elsewhere on the label, they advertise a pH of 8.

It's got what plants crave.

This beverage is for basic bitches.

Why build the playground?

Why build the playground?

nono, running AT it. you can run around, or away, just not towards it.

You’re going to be a great lawyer some day

"ITS ONLY FOR JUNKIES!"

unfortunately my dad is a lawyer

My buddy thought Facebook was trying to sell him buttplugs

My buddy thought Facebook was trying to sell him buttplugs

Don't put me on Reddit

I laughed harder than I should have.

Ok but why is facebook trying to sell him a water fountain? Has anyone ever been like "yea you know what, I could really use a water fountain to tie this whole room together"

When life gives you lemons, get a butt plug!

He knows me too well

Even women don’t understand women

Even women don’t understand women

Knowing tumblr, somewhere between 13 and 33

This is adorable. But at the same time how old are these two people?

Oh man, who would ever make the first move.

It's amazing to think our species survival requires people to make the first move at some point

Try one of these subthreads