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Most awaited sequel of 2018

Most awaited sequel of 2018

When asked what fans have to look forward to, the Vatican replied:

there's 🅱inosaurs and shit

Tricia takanawa, abc news.

This time with double the plagues for double the excitement!

I love this subreddit.

Isn't that just called The Book of Mormon?

Genius

Genius

Going straight to top controversial

Is that the fortnite version of Thanos? Why?

What about people who were already in boats when the flood came, like fisherman and traders?

Just reinforces the quality of said dank meme

Savage

Savage

They better crucify the bastard that made this.

Nice sins you've got there. Would be a shame if someone...died for them.

no

Matt Stafford sends his regards.

Its our little secret

Its our little secret

Was JW.

I don't get this sterotype. They don't even peach about Jesus hardly at all. It's all Jehovah, Jehovah, Jehovah, and Jesus wa there for a bit too...but mostly Jehovah.

I mean its not called Jesus Witnesses

Exactly! Even though it totally should be.

Dank.

Dank.

Beautiful

I hate myself for laughing then repeating the whole conversation out loud

How many times is this going to be posted

always watching

always watching

General Reposti!

Hello there

Hold on a second, the Jews supported Jesus. Jesus was killed by the Romans. In fact, Jesus was Jewish himself. Come back when you know the Bible

You are a bold one

Genesis 6:19

Genesis 6:19

How did Noah come up with dik-dik?

How did we not get snakes named "danger noodles" this way?

He was drunk and seeing double.

Or geese named “cobra chickens” ?

Little do they know

Little do they know

I just say, "Yeah I am a V.I.R.G.I.N."

Very Interesting Religious Good Christian Interesting Neighbor

"Hahahah you guys fell for the prank LMAOOO!!!! "

"Hahahah you guys fell for the prank LMAOOO!!!! "

But the romans killed Jesus, not the Jews

But the Jews wanted him dead not the romans

The Romans wanted him dead too. They weren't huge fans of anyone disrupting their order.

I just did a bit of research, and the websites I found said that God the Father was ultimately responsible for Jesus' execution

Only way to give them the lords message

Only way to give them the lords message

Sounds like a normal day of Sunday school to me

And on the 8th day God said, "ESKEETIT"

Only 44 minutes on this side. This kid must be talking a mile a minute. Either that or there are 50 tapes all together because the Bible is fucking long!!

"You can always tell the kids the went to Catholic school because they're atheists."

-Mike Birbiglia

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