dankchristianmemes

Let’s just leave this here

Let’s just leave this here

Plot twist: 2637 days = 7 years old.

7 years, 2 months, and ~21ish days without sex, depending on the month

A true man of prayer!

Ah ! I see the priests are at it again!

Holy Twitter

Holy Twitter

Yes and yes.

god is replying to himself

I thought Jesus is the son of God??

I saw a example with a fidget spinner that explained it pretty well.

When you sort by new

When you sort by new

Half the uses here are Christian hating bigots hiding under a thin veil of comedy through condescending memes

This sub confuses me. Half of it seems to be real Christian humor and the other half is just sort of mocking Christianity.

The sweet spot between full on blasphemy and sacred text

I’ll drink to that,

Such tower, much language, wow.

Such tower, much language, wow.

You’re not getting away with this repost dude. It utterly won this meme war. It’s too famous

The 11th commandment: Thou Shan't Repost

Pretty sure Jesus was against reposting

Literal translation from Greek is "the workers speak new languages."

Galatians 5:19

Galatians 5:19

having a girlfriend before marriage? ew

Best to wait until after marriage to start finding girlfriends.

women*

...unless you meant that all Christian men want a certain woman. I think I like that better.

Not before mariage

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LOL GIVING THEM TO CHILDREN FIRST MAKES SENSE, BUT GIVING EM TO WOMAN ARE REAL SEXUAL, BUT OFC NO FEMINST ARE GONNA TALK BOUT DAT, OR THAT FEMALES CAN RAPE TOO. THEY ARE BUSY TRYNA SHOW THEIR TITS AND TRYNA SHOW THEIR PUSSIES TOO.

This one's a decoy!

What the fuck

OUT OF MY WAY, I'M A CHILD OF THANOS!

God always wins

God always wins

It took seven years. Iconic.

I'm pretty sure this one was circulating immediately after Hawking died.

This is awful. You all are awful.

Nietzsche.

Ants

Ants

*ten seconds later*

God: alright so this next animal is called anteater...

They also farm fungus and tend aphids, as well as other complex behaviors like taking other ants as slaves, and sometimes those slaves rebel, and sabotage their masters.

Contrary to popular belief they're not a hivemind, all individuals act independantly for the good of the colony. Though at times one worker may physically pick up or push another worker and bring her to a new potential nest site so she can inspect it too.

Ants are neat.

God saying “omg” is pretty funny too

tho fuck wasps

Say your prayers

Say your prayers

The Lord’s Enforcer

Amen. I’m so sick and fucking tired of all these gun slinging preachers walking around like they own something. Sunday’s aren’t the same anymore.

My bones

I call shenanigans. Where's his collar? (Though that would spoil the punchline.)

does it father?

does it father?

We are all gay for jesus on this blessed day.

They beat him for being heretic or they beat themselves for being gay?

Fuck weeds was a good show

Well if you say "no homo" then its not

Try one of these subthreads