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r/showerthoughts doesn't allow religious posts so I had to make a meme

r/showerthoughts doesn't allow religious posts so I had to make a meme

I have always wondered exactly how much of his experience was human and when/how it was planned he would start doing godly acts

He probably hit his thumb every single day.*

Imagine Longinus hit Jesus's thumb when he was putting in the nail

Its the showerthought loophole format

Iscariot of fire

Iscariot of fire

passive aggressive Jesus is the best

No swearing please on my christian subreddit! 👮‍♂️👮‍♀️🚓

You’re exactly right. When Judas betrayed Jesus, he was compensated with silver. Then he killed himself a short time later.

No idea myself, but I'm guessing Judas sold Jesus out and got some silver (coins) for doing so? Someone else please chime in, I wanna understand too.

The Lord giveth...

The Lord giveth...

Top 10 Bible betrayals

I shouldn't've read this, I hadn't gotten to that part

>! Wouldn’t the first one be eve eating that god forbidden apple!<

What we have is never really ours to begin with

Im ready now

Im ready now

A meme for the people who were somehow Christian when Jesus was 2 years old

Wtf is ac? Air conditioning?

Jesus was born around 7 BC

OC couldn't decide if they wanted AD or CE

I smell SINNERS

I smell SINNERS

Luke 22:38: They said, “Lord, look, here are two swords.” He replied, “It is enough.”

nothing personnel satan

He ain’t crucifucking around anymore

You can look up Bible verses by keyword. I think the kids call it "Google"?

Jesus loves you

Jesus loves you

revelationwasaboutthefallofrome

More about Nero, actually. Rome fell much later, long after Revelation was written.

Like most prophecies though, you can apply it again and again as history repeats.

That's from Matthew :)

Ehh close enough

Our Lord has spoke

Our Lord has spoke

he looks like he’s rolling his eyes at the caption

Tis easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a lurker to upvote

The Lord is Metaful

my god, of course!

at the local church

at the local church

I once asked a Chick-Fil-A employee if he gets an employee discount to which he replied “Every 8 hours we work the Lord blesses us with a free meal.”

I think they find them in the “Paying better than minimum wage” Aisle

Their manager makes them call him Lord?!

I work at Chick-Fil-A. A lot of us are involved in youth ministry and come from multiple churches. We then bring our friends that have similar morals to join the team. The process repeats itself from there. Just a bunch of good people who actually care about what we do.

Edit: it is kinda like a cult now that I think about it (sarcasm)

Edit: it’s just the truth, it is a great place to work

He was just trying to learn some calculus

He was just trying to learn some calculus

It would be funny without the shitty text at the bottom

/sub/comedyhomicide

yeah, that was an unnecessary tangent

ahem... Trigonometry.

Try one of these subthreads