When asked what fans have to look forward to, the Vatican replied:
there's 🅱inosaurs and shit
Tricia takanawa, abc news.
This time with double the plagues for double the excitement!
I love this subreddit.
Isn't that just called The Book of Mormon?
Going straight to top controversial
Is that the fortnite version of Thanos? Why?
What about people who were already in boats when the flood came, like fisherman and traders?
Just reinforces the quality of said dank meme
They better crucify the bastard that made this.
Nice sins you've got there. Would be a shame if someone...died for them.
Matt Stafford sends his regards.
I don't get this sterotype. They don't even peach about Jesus hardly at all. It's all Jehovah, Jehovah, Jehovah, and Jesus wa there for a bit too...but mostly Jehovah.
I mean its not called Jesus Witnesses
Exactly! Even though it totally should be.
I hate myself for laughing then repeating the whole conversation out loud
How many times is this going to be posted
Hold on a second, the Jews supported Jesus. Jesus was killed by the Romans. In fact, Jesus was Jewish himself. Come back when you know the Bible
You are a bold one
How did Noah come up with dik-dik?
How did we not get snakes named "danger noodles" this way?
He was drunk and seeing double.
Or geese named “cobra chickens” ?
I just say, "Yeah I am a V.I.R.G.I.N."
Very Interesting Religious Good Christian Interesting Neighbor
But the romans killed Jesus, not the Jews
But the Jews wanted him dead not the romans
The Romans wanted him dead too. They weren't huge fans of anyone disrupting their order.
I just did a bit of research, and the websites I found said that God the Father was ultimately responsible for Jesus' execution
Sounds like a normal day of Sunday school to me
And on the 8th day God said, "ESKEETIT"
Only 44 minutes on this side. This kid must be talking a mile a minute. Either that or there are 50 tapes all together because the Bible is fucking long!!
"You can always tell the kids the went to Catholic school because they're atheists."