That’s real, real classy Kevin. Hey was it me or you that just shoved the butt end of a pound of broccoli in my mouth because Michael told me to?

It was Adam and Eve, not Kevin and Michael!

what's the format?


It's a screenshot from this

When god gives you lemons...

When god gives you lemons...

In fact, forget the heaven.

Sound fun? Think again. Joel Osteen will be there


fuck yeah it does

Bible reading with the boys

Bible reading with the boys

Oh yeah, I always pop a boner for bible study. They’ve asked me not to come back to bible study.

Is being gay for Jesus a sin? Asking for a friend


Depends if balls touch.

Jesus's Love is Incredible

Jesus's Love is Incredible

to the last point, never gonna run around and desert you.

he actually ran around the desert for 40 days

You would think bible girl would know that

Jesus has been out here rickrolling us for 2000 years and no one noticed until now?

Have I been Rick roll'd all these years...

Now watch me JEW!!!

Now watch me JEW!!!

And on that day Judas decided he had got served for the last time.

Crank dat Saviour boy

The Son of Man did not come to be served, but to serve.

Sacrament that hoe

I would like to meet you

I would like to meet you

Destruction lvl: 9999

He is saying kys

Destruction level: Jesus crushing the power of sin and death

He should have come back with

"babe, you are my heaven"


which would make "meet in heaven" way more interesting ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)



Saint Basil's Cathedral not included, 5/7

WOW, now thats a lot of religion

It should be the inverse, for the meek shall inherit the earth

Perfect score!

The Vatican is a surveillance state

The Vatican is a surveillance state

Also, because god created night and day on ‘day 1’

And God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light. 4 God saw that the light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness. 5 God called the light “day,” and the darkness he called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.

RIP Léopold

I Cain’t tell what that will be used for.

I Cain’t tell what that will be used for.

*God starts typing...*

I guess you could say those two had a ROCKY relationship.

That’s it. You’re expelled to wander in Nod, east of Eden, for such a pun.

The better to kill you my dear. . .

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