I have always wondered exactly how much of his experience was human and when/how it was planned he would start doing godly acts
He probably hit his thumb every single day.*
Imagine Longinus hit Jesus's thumb when he was putting in the nail
Its the showerthought loophole format
passive aggressive Jesus is the best
No swearing please on my christian subreddit! 👮♂️👮♀️🚓
You’re exactly right. When Judas betrayed Jesus, he was compensated with silver. Then he killed himself a short time later.
No idea myself, but I'm guessing Judas sold Jesus out and got some silver (coins) for doing so? Someone else please chime in, I wanna understand too.
Top 10 Bible betrayals
I shouldn't've read this, I hadn't gotten to that part
>! Wouldn’t the first one be eve eating that god forbidden apple!<
What we have is never really ours to begin with
A meme for the people who were somehow Christian when Jesus was 2 years old
Wtf is ac? Air conditioning?
Jesus was born around 7 BC
OC couldn't decide if they wanted AD or CE
Luke 22:38: They said, “Lord, look, here are two swords.” He replied, “It is enough.”
nothing personnel satan
He ain’t crucifucking around anymore
You can look up Bible verses by keyword. I think the kids call it "Google"?
More about Nero, actually. Rome fell much later, long after Revelation was written.
Like most prophecies though, you can apply it again and again as history repeats.
That's from Matthew :)
Ehh close enough
he looks like he’s rolling his eyes at the caption
Tis easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a lurker to upvote
The Lord is Metaful
my god, of course!
I once asked a Chick-Fil-A employee if he gets an employee discount to which he replied “Every 8 hours we work the Lord blesses us with a free meal.”
I think they find them in the “Paying better than minimum wage” Aisle
Their manager makes them call him Lord?!
I work at Chick-Fil-A. A lot of us are involved in youth ministry and come from multiple churches. We then bring our friends that have similar morals to join the team. The process repeats itself from there. Just a bunch of good people who actually care about what we do.
Edit: it is kinda like a cult now that I think about it (sarcasm)
Edit: it’s just the truth, it is a great place to work
It would be funny without the shitty text at the bottom
yeah, that was an unnecessary tangent