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TIL of Buscemi's razor. Basically: "What can be a volunteer firefighter on 9/11 can be reposted for karma

TIL of Buscemi's razor. Basically: "What can be a volunteer firefighter on 9/11 can be reposted f...

Bananas are actually a vegetable

Edit: OMG GOLD? Thank you so much reddit! Now I can feed my family tonight!

Edit 2: do I feel the beginning of a gold train??

CHOO CHOOOOOOO! ALL ABOARD!

!invest 1946927

Include me in the screenshot

TIL that Kevin Smith’s first screenplay centered around the rescue of 20 Thai boys from a cave. Elon Musk purchased the script for $69, which Smith donated to Bernie Sanders’ presidential campaign

TIL that Kevin Smith’s first screenplay centered around the rescue of 20 Thai boys from a cave. E...

Hillary wanted to rescue them but the Russians intervened. It was her turn goddammit.

He can still win it guys! I just donated 69 Thai boys. Match me!

Noinch, noinch, noinch

Will they all fit into a Tesla submarine? We gotta deport them back to their cave

A new study exploring whether women prefer men who cook crack or smoke crack found that women generally preferred men who cook crack, but women who held a positive attitude toward smoking crack with Master Splinter tended to smoke crack too.

A new study exploring whether women prefer men who cook crack or smoke crack found that women generally preferred men who cook crack, but women who held a positive attitude toward smoking crack with Master Splinter tended to smoke crack too.

Guy Fieri is actually a person associated with food and bleached hair. This study fails to account for the effects of Flavortown.

I know it was accidental, but you forgot to mention that I just hit 6 days heroin-free today. Edit: Thanks for the fentanyl, kind stranger!

This.

So sad.

I suffered from discrimination for being white, muscular, tall and rich. They didn't let me walk into a papa john's pizzeria store. I'm also a mutated teenage turtle. My name is Raphael. AMA.

I suffered from discrimination for being white, muscular, tall and rich. They didn't let me walk ...

Do you have a big penis? Do you sex 10000 girls everyday (like I do because i am very straight and NOT gay)?

Edit: holy shit 3 upvotes! This comment really blew up! I'd like to thank my homies, especially my boyfriend thanks honey

KFC

No.

REEEEEEPOST

TIL that in TMNT the eye masks each represent a soul stone. Raphael has the red mask to represent reality

TIL that in TMNT the eye masks each represent a soul stone. Raphael has the red mask to represent...

Leonardo’s mask represents blue, which was also the signature color of Bernie Sanders campaign.

Bernie can still win #feelthebern2020

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

DAE think its good to punch women when they hit you? Might be an unpopular opinion :/

Came here to say this.

Elon Musk enters Wakanda to search for Thai boys. He brought Papa Johns pizza in his sub to nurture their souls. Their response? Get...Bernie..Elected.

Elon Musk enters Wakanda to search for Thai boys. He brought Papa Johns pizza in his sub to nurture their souls. Their response? Get...Bernie..Elected.

DAE why didn't neymar use his diving abilities to rescue the thai boys lmao

Thought I was in /sub/subredditsimulator

Literally this

Can't believe how far down I had to scroll to find this.

Does anyone know the name of this plant?

Does anyone know the name of this plant?

Not an astrologer, but

Professional here, the actual term for the profession is astrogener.

Uranus 😎

/sub/outoftheloop?

I have Alzheimer's disease, AMA.

I have Alzheimer's disease, AMA.

I have Alzheimer's disease, AMA.

When you forget that you already posted your AMA 30 times before.

Does your dick forget how it got hard?

You should do an AMA!

Try one of these subthreads