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Cooking seafood, we do it well

Cooking seafood, we do it well

Roses are red

Advertising is hard

If you don't like our product

We'll shit in your yard

Well I'm convinced

Pittsburgh? I swear I’ve driven by that before

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Roses are red, I'm cooking a meal

Roses are red, I'm cooking a meal

I sawed this ass in half!

I’m dying. They said flex seal.

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Roses are red, I love being alive.

Roses are red, I love being alive.

First half: 10 syllables.

Second half: 33 syllables.

Rhyme: Nowhere in sight.

 

Yep, it's a typical /sub/boottoobig post.

Understandable, have a nice day.

Google "simpsons pictures that i gone and done"

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Rule 3b: Small Boots

Try to make sure your post has good rhyme/meter. A "True BootTooBig" is a post with both good rhyme AND meter. A "Small Boots" post has either bad rhyme OR bad meter.

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Roses are red, the pope is my lord

Roses are red, the pope is my lord

Then Robber pulls out Pen

Isn't that technically a scimitar?

Hope they actually dueled.

Which is a type of sword

Roses are red, but I don’t know why

Roses are red, but I don’t know why

Liked but didn’t die help

Have you tried turning your device off and on again?

Well it did work for me so I don’t know how I can help more

Yeah, didn’t work

Roses are red, don't have a cow.

Roses are red, don't have a cow.

Rose's are red,

Say it ain't so,

I see the watermark

Of ifunny.co

violets are blue, roses are red, itd be easier to just crop it instead

Roses are red, Why thank you kind sir Maybe next time I post I'll have to add a blur

Oh hell nah

Roses are red, I fail to socialize.

Roses are red, I fail to socialize.

These are the smallest boots I have ever seen

hahaha just get better genes bro like get new parents man

Boots you can only see with an electron microscope.

Who even needs meter?

Roses are dead, Hell is real

Roses are dead, Hell is real

He's got a little doggie nose

It's always the ones you don't expect

It wasn't supposed to be his last meal, he just died from all the internal paper cuts.

I dunno why downvotes. Just Snopes the image. The story is fake news. The boots are accurately sized tho - “Pretty heckin big”

True

True

oi vey

Get over yourself.

Edit: Apparently lack of deference = autism, just a FYI for you guys.

/sub/wackytictacs

/sub/comedycemetery

Roses are red, I only take cash

Roses are red, I only take cash

Found my band name

Somebody already jumped on that, unfortunately.

Some people are dead

After a Shanghai drift

Whoa, watch what you're grabbing

Thant's not the gear shift

Did someone just use the predictive text keyboard for this?

Try one of these subthreads