arresteddevelopment

Great profession.

Great profession.

The worlds first anal-rapist!

It's not the pronunciation that bothers me.

It's pronounced analrapist.

Or you could make it an always sunny joke.

“Say you’re a philanthropist”

“I’m a full-on rapist”

Nice little detail: When Gob is living on the yacht he has framed pictures of Michael, George Michael, and (I think) Buster around the yacht.

Nice little detail: When Gob is living on the yacht he has framed pictures of Michael, George Michael, and (I think) Buster around the yacht.

That’s...kind of wholesome

Haha that George Michael pose again, didn't think it was used in any other scenes. Good catch!

That’s such a perfect Gob move: steal Michael’s family photos in an attempt to be sentimental.

GOB loves his family, and all he wants is their respect and admiration. It's cute

"I'll leave when I'm good and ready"

"I'll leave when I'm good and ready"

You're gonna get some hop-ons.

"You're gonna get some stares"

"Oh I'm used to a car with stairs"

This is an absolute true story...good friend of mine works for the FCC. In the telecom division. The TV division (or whatever it’s called) is the floor above and she has good friends there. Years ago she told me you always knew when an episode of family guy arrived because you could hear the laughter coming through the floor. It was always Family Guy.

Anyway- her friend called her one day years ago and said- “You’ve gotta come up here- we just got the latest episode of Arrested Development!!” Apparently it wasn’t always something they got. It was the Seaward episode.

All the references to the “C-word” brought it to the offices of the FCC for approval.

I understand It was a highlight for some of the employees because they loved the show and a rare opportunity for an advance screening. Not sure if anything had to be censored. I don’t think so.

Legit, my favorite single joke from the show. I use it a lot to explain how smart but still low-brow the comedy in the show can be

How to imitate a chicken! Just got From US gear fair!

How to imitate a chicken! Just got From US gear fair!
How to imitate a chicken! Just got From US gear fair!

Love this.

Most underrated show I've ever seen. BTW where you can got this u/LopsidedPack12

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Original Motherboy singer and his lawyer

Original Motherboy singer and his lawyer

I once got an unexpected golf lesson from Alice Cooper.

He spent 5 minutes giving me no nonsense tips .. changed my game, but still one of the weirdest experiences in my life.

I’m like “Holy s’t .. it’s Alice Cooper” and he’s like “just swing the club and let the ball get in the way, stop trying to hit it”.

Alice FRICKIN Cooper.

Sorry .. where were we?

Their faces look kind of similar in this picture lol.

I was in the US (I’m from Australia) for work for a few months, and was having a hit one weekend .. somewhere Arizona, but in the ~20years since I don’t recall the name of the course.

He was in a group ahead of me, but because I was alone was making good pace - so they let me play through. When I had a shot, he asked if I wanted a tip, which turned into a few minutes of advice and a walk down the fairway before I moved ahead.

I’m listening to the super chill guy give me pro-level sounding, but practical advice - but the whole time, all I am thinking is .. well, I’ll say it again ...

Alice FRICKEN Cooper!

Let me say .. the man can play golf!

He's very good.

You guys are everywhere

You guys are everywhere

There are dozens of us!

DOZENS
Omg! That's me!

Edit: http://imgur.com/gallery/umIiXSF

Omg! That's me!

Edit:

What a blowhard

Hey whats good neighbor

BEES??

BEES??

Gob's not on board.

"My bees are dropping like flies... and I need them to fly like bees."

BEADS?!?

I’m so glad they brought this joke back in S4.

Everytime somebody asks what perfect line delivery is, show them this..

Everytime somebody asks what perfect line delivery is, show them this..

Go fish! Uno... Super casually sips from straw

George Michael is the role Cera was born to play.

It's not method acting if it's literally you..

love this one. another fave:

Maeby: You ever get the feeling like no one even sees you?

George Michael: I've got a really good body, so...no.

Here's a great video

of Mitchell Hurwitz talking about how perfect he was for the role and not being able to tell if he is acting or not.

Arrested Development Reference in Splatoon 2!

Arrested Development Reference in Splatoon 2!

You are quite a mouthful!

You know what you do? You go buy yourself a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. You might be surprised at some of your phrasing.

You blowhard!

Whenever I see things like this I wonder what the original Japanese text was like. Either way hats off to the localization team.

"The fact that you call them that..."

"The fact that you call them that..."

I’m more concerned there is a company called SFC trying to fork off KFC’s name/reputation.

I’m mature so I eat Sexual Relations brand chicken nuggets

It just means they used to be criminal balls of chicken, and now they have been rehabilitated.

It's chicken popcorn from Lidl in Ireland/UK

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