actlikeyoubelong

What an absolute madlad.

What an absolute madlad.

That's a long time to wait around for some guy you don't know to wash and dry his clothes

The virgin washing machine owner VS The chad wash n' dash

It cost about 3 dollars at most to do laundry at a laundromat. If he honestly had to come up with a scheme to get that for free, just let him have this one.

My guess is he did it for the thrill. Someone bet him he wouldnt do it or something.

I prefer this version: https://imgur.com/JkytVNr.jpg

I prefer this version:

A CVS in DC

A CVS in DC

Two adults for antibiotics, please.

Can I get a large Tylenol with that too?

Uhh... Tylenol machine broke

Not really anything acting like anything, since it really is a pharmacy now. Also breaks at least rules 2 and 5. Shitpost confirmed. :)

I feel like this belongs here

I feel like this belongs here

I really wanna punch this guy

But he’s smart

I still don’t get what he did to have all the money so he can afford the stuff he actually does pay for

Someone's going to make a movie about this guy starring Jeremy Piven...

Simple. He doesn't act like he belongs, he does belong.

Trump doing his best to fit in

Trump doing his best to fit in
Trump doing his best to fit in

They were watching waves of helicopters flying over the NATO summit. There were more incoming, he was just looking at the next wave.

That's a great picture, though.

Isn't that so like Trump? Always looking to the future.

Lost my mates at a gig, took a sign from the wall and made a wristband and ended up on stage.

Lost my mates at a gig, took a sign from the wall and made a wristband and ended up on stage.

imagine actually fucking seeing you on this website

I did this at a travis scott concert once. Saw all the ppl rushing to the front rows (standing area) were wearing white wristbands, and coincedentally the tickets were also white. So, we held them around our wrist, rushed the front and got front row.

then we held the tickets around our wrists panicking for ab 2 hrs until the show actually started.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/65-3-4-ASSORTED-TYVEK-WRISTBANDS-5-EACH-OF-13-COLORS-PAPER-WRISTBANDS-/3...

I’ve bought some like this before. Take them when I go to festivals or events. Get in anywhere and have any color you need with you.

ELIAS' GREEN AND WHITE ARMY

Swimming with a pod of dolphins

Swimming with a pod of dolphins

What kind of machine Are you on

A dolphinator.

Nothing to see here, just riding the waves with my squad.

What if you got smacked with a tail

From AOL to LOL

From AOL to LOL

Figured this would be at least partially false...but it isn't.

https://gizmodo.com/5913045/this-kid-spent-two-months-secretly-living-in-aols-offices

OR... it actually is partially false, or at least very misinterpreted. He wasn't some random high school dropout bum, he was working on a project that was funded by AOL, and decided to stay there while he worked on the project all day until very late night/early morning. The project ended up being successful with him working towards a half a million to further fund it himself.

source: the article...

“While working on his startup” pretty much covers this but yeah it’s a bit misleading.

The title of this post is the kind of thing my mum would come up with if I asked her to come up with something eye catching.

Picture day

Picture day

They should do one where each twin poses for the other twin’s picture in the same book.

They could dress in each other’s clothes and swap names too.

Haha yaaaassss.... wait a minute...

I wonder if they both actually had earrings.

Does this count?

Does this count?

Sieg dab

Things went sideways for the Nazis, that's for sure.

He's seen this before, he's going to try to blend in this time.

record scratch so you're probably wondering how I got here

Day 298, they still think I'm one of them.

How the tables have turned

Takes sheep dog to a whole other level

To understand a sheep dog you must become a sheep dog

A sheep dog of sheep dogs

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