SAY THE SAFE WORD
You like that, you fuckin retard?
Over power me! Make me cry!
You're a terrible mother!
suggestion: I'm gay and u look like a man
Are you driving a Mail truck?
No, it's a femail truck. You can tell because it's wearing perfume
How many air fresheners do you really need in there, because I feel you’d get more mileage from spreading them out into a little forest instead of clustering on the mirror.
Some people just can’t see the forest through the trees
Is it me or is this sub more depressing than /sub/2meirl4meirl
I thought that was the point of this sub
Swear this happend to me I got my first gf about a year ago and I felt like 10 out of 10 with all the lady's. We break up and I cant even get a response now
because you had confidence and high self esteem during that time and that kind of aura was all around you
That's actually sad to read
I’m actually sad to live
I was at a bar once and ordered drinks for four people. There were two girls next to me, and because i was in that kind of mood, i asked what the girl next to me drinks. She was outraged and told me she had a boyfriend. Without skipping a beat, i ignored her and asked the dude next to her (her boyfriend) and he took a beer, thanked me and we went our ways.
Girl got hit with the old gay n switch
So by now I'd be dating 911 chicks
Having a guitar is expensive
Don't forget MTB guys
And one guitar is never enough. In fact.... you can never have enough guitars
Always round down, never include the price of shipping or taxes.
To be honest most people don't want to die, they just want to disappear.
You mean D͛ͨ͛͑̔ͧͯ̿ͫ̉̇̂ͥ̆҉̨͍̺͔̻̱̪̺̗̯̱̱͈̥̪͘ͅ ̧ͥ̔ͤ̏́̍ͪ͟͞͏͔͎̠͚̜̻̩̙̖̥͈͇̦I̲̱̠̼̱͇̮͓͇̺̫̲͓̼̹ͯͮ̔͐ͣ̈́͛͑ͣ͐͗̄͌͋̆ͮ̚̚͟ ̵͖̜͙͉̭̮̟̼̻̗̱̙͙̪̠͔ͪ̋̆̌̾ͧ͌̐̃ͩ̚͘Ṡ̶̛͉̩͖̑̿̅ͪ͗͂̏̾ ̡̨̱̝̹̖̘̹̠̳̦͕͈̗̝̺̫̠ͯ̔ͭͮͅA̧͗ͫ͋͋͆͛̅̐͌͛ͤ̔ͣ̓ͥ̂̂͡͝͏̵͙̮̙̪̥̳̺͓̠ ̷̱̬̜͉̺͉̤̞̝̼͓̙̥̫͇̻͇̐̋̓̓ͪͮ͗̈́͋̈̽ͬ͊̃̈͗ͨ̎̃͞P̸͖̥̫̲͖̜͎̏͑ͨ̚͘ ̸̴̵̢̡̪̰̣̬̰͇͎̤̘͋̇͐ͭ͑̂̈́̃ͦ̾͂̇ͭͩͯ̚P̐ͬͫ̋̔ͮ̿́ͤ̋ͫ̏͜͏̘͇̻̣͢ͅ ͖͈̩̙͎̠̣̻͉̯̳̆͂ͪ̌͗̂̔͆̀Ḛ̶̡̧̥̬̝̜͔̱̯̝̺̜̹̼͎̋ͤ́̈́̆ͮ͊̋͐ͨ̇̀ͅ ̶̨͚̗̱͍̱̫̱̤͇̩̯̓̀̓ͪ͊̽̂̾͂͒̌̓̓̐̎̄̚͜͡͠Ą̨̫̝͇̜̬͈͇̪̘̭̠ͤͭ͋̎͒̏̆̌ͬ̀́ͬͩ̆̚̕ ͌ͪ̆҉̸̬̰̮̘͍̹̤̠̹̺͎̰̖̳ͅR̵̨̤͕̳̭̬̺̭͑̑̈́ͦ̉̂̋ͭͣ̐́̅̈̓͠ ̶̥̤̹̠̫̝͙̣͎̥̳͇͔̅͛ͬͨͮ̈̈͘
Dying is overrated
How did u do that?
And he meant DeSpAcItO
is there a version of it but for tiny penises
I've never looked, friend.
Wait a fucking minute. A reverend co-wrote this?
I want to just put this book on my bookshelf and never talk about it.
This feels like the beginning of a gay porno
EDIT: it’s the leather.
hmmm not a bad idea... thanks