absolutelynotmeirl

absolutelynotmeirl

absolutelynotmeirl

So you do have friends? Lucky you...

I don’t think you understand the point of this sub

Show off.

/sub/2meirl4meirl

Absolutely not me irl

Absolutely not me irl

Thanks Will

In the United States: "fuck you for parking in my spot"

When she pays for your meal

When she pays for your meal

Babe gotta booty like that? She can hold me where ever and whenever the fuck she wants

And he is holding the camera.

Don’t mind me but I’m thankful whenever i go out with a girl and she says “ let me pay the half” i feel supported and it’s easier to trust that person. It is like she knows that a relationship consists in cooperation and not only treats.

dat aaaaaaa

Absolutelynotmeirl

Absolutelynotmeirl

Also there was an attempt to link a sub

Should be in /r/ therewasanattempt at a repost

absolutelynotmeirl

absolutelynotmeirl

When all your friends are convicted,you need new friends

Jokes on you, I have no friends that could be convicted

Looks like he has an apron on from the barber

/sub/floridaman

Absolutelynotmeirl

Absolutelynotmeirl

Wow. This is like that Anti-me equation.

Life only permits you to pick two of the 7.... I chose responsible financial planning and drinking lots of water.

Absolutelynotmeirl

Absolutelynotmeirl

Capybaras are friend shaped

/sub/crittersoncapybaras

They weren't kidding when they said they Capybara are social animal.

Except for anacondas

Not me irl

Not me irl

every ounce in a while my boss will tell me to do something and I will yell "Your not the boss of me" but then quickly go do it.

Living on the edge

Lol, I talk about how much I love my job every day while I continue to show up like 2 hours late.

If you do that 16 times he is going to pound you.

Try one of these subthreads