absolutelynotme_irl

absolutelynotme_irl

absolutelynotme_irl

Dude with clout goggles in the back

Yes, that's clearly Kurt Cobain

That’s me in this scenario

Is that Kurt cobain

absolutelynotme👫irl

absolutelynotme👫irl

Don't you just hate this? FFS we're not pieces of meat.

“Is that all that I am to you? A walking penis?”

It upsets me. I'm a three date kind of guy.

As a guy with a lot of sexual inhibitions, this is me_irl... well, except for going on a date in the first place

r/absolutelynotme_irl

r/absolutelynotme_irl

That poor man is probably like "wtf I can't get a date and the ONLY ONE that I get had to a fucking stalker"

She even got crazy eyes.

She actually had a press conference yesterday and it’s pretty painful to watch because it’s clear just how mentally unwell she is. I really hope she gets the help she needs.

If she’s that crazy in the head she must be crazy in bed.

Absolutelynotme_irl

Absolutelynotme_irl

One of the few post where I'm happy that it's absolutely not me irl

SO..... THUUURSTY...

Absolutelynotme_irl

Absolutelynotme_irl

That would require me to have a gf

/sub/absolutelynotwoof_irl

I'm pretty sure my hand can't hurt me without me knowing about it, yes

pshhh everyone knows gf’s are myth

absolutelynotme_irl

absolutelynotme_irl

I’ll take death plz

-a video by CGP Grey

Followed by a relevant Kurzgesagt video

These birds turned British in my head halfway through.

Try one of these subthreads